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Two Pounds Of Bologna In A One Pound Bag

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 06/29/2000
 
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MEXICO CITY - Paramedics were called to rescue an overweight lady who was stuck in a bath tub for three days. Maria

Sanchez wedged her 410-pound frame inside the bathtub and was discovered by a neighbor after enduring three grueling days in the tub. Upon being taken to the hospital for observation, doctors discovered that she was suffering from dehydration. She would not drink the bathwater and could not reach the faucet.

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DickHead (0 replies)
started by ekimydarg
(11.10.2000 8:23:58 AM EST)

Come Suck This!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And uou though (0 replies)
started by TxStarRider
(07.24.2000 9:26:09 PM EST)

Mexicans were skinny.

Junky (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(07.01.2000 11:15:19 PM EST)

In Lubbock Texas a man was reported calling the police and reporting that someone broke into his house and stole his cocain. Police went over to his house and found it in his pocket. obviously he was too hich to check there

america (0 replies)
started by bigseven
(06.30.2000 2:40:48 PM EST)

Land of the free......home of the severly obese.

I'm not homophobic, you're just heterophobic.

world food problem (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(06.29.2000 10:33:47 PM EST)

Solution to the world fat imbalance, place all these tubs in planes over third world countries attached to liposuckion devices and redistribute the wealth!!

I wouldn't drink the water either (0 replies)
started by SuicideKing
(06.29.2000 6:22:18 PM EST)

if I were her...that water would be the most disgusting stuff on earth!!

Fatties, deal with em! (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(06.29.2000 8:55:08 AM EST)

I'm gonna deal with fat women.. Im gonna get me out the big ol' wuppin' stick and beat their fat asses! They will cower under their huge red blankets for days!

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holy shit (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(06.29.2000 2:21:41 AM EST)

im first haha beetches i did it im numero uno fou fucks

Dangerously disgusing!!! (0 replies)  
started by boblc
(06.29.2000 0:20:18 AM EST)

Some one needs to give these people a health award. It is the prospect of becoming these people that truly keep American off obesity.

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