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She Must Have Served One Hell Of A Cocktail

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 07/02/2000
 
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CHICAGO, IL - Was a patron of the Leg Room Bar in Chicago very kind-hearted or in a drunken stupor when he left his waitress a $10,000 tip last week? David Martyn Nicholas claims it was the latter when he left the hefty gratuity to 23-year-old Melanie Uczen. Nicholas said he felt someone had clearly taken advantage of him in his drunken state. Leg Room owner Fred Hoffman noted that Nicholas must not have been in too bad of shape because he allowed the bar manager to photocopy his passport and he signed a statement agreeing to the tip. The charge was later rejected by his credit card company. The bar owners pledged to give Uczen the money them-selves because of the publicity generated by the incident.

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Americans (0 replies)
started by Amazing
(08.02.2000 4:52:52 PM EST)

well what do you expect, everything wild and bizzar happens in usa, so i am not surprised at all. its just like who wants to marry a millionaire. except this guy gives away a great tip and refuses to pull through.

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not bout the joke bout goof ball in general (0 replies)
started by TEKWIZZ
(07.12.2000 3:53:40 AM EST)

when the internet site www.goofball.com got the unsensored section you didnt have to register. Registering is only for e-mail and nothing else when you just ask for someone to register for anything they wont come to the site well atleast i wont come hear any more to visit i will only come here once every month to check out if the registering is off. This is the last message i'll ever leave until the registering is eleminated.

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US (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(07.07.2000 2:26:13 AM EST)

da guy must be from U.S. Daymn Yanks. Can't do anything rite

Actually (0 replies)
started by Marvin
(07.05.2000 6:38:09 PM EST)

the guy was English ;-)



I have heard... (0 replies)
started by KillerB
(07.04.2000 5:25:52 AM EST)

I have heard of a similar incident, but the guy WASN'T drunk, it is amazing to me that people will throw that much money away when NOT drunk even.

If you made a clone of yourslef and had sex with it, would it be sick or on the cutting edge of masturbation?

The guy obviously didn't have it.. (0 replies)
started by SuicideKing
(07.03.2000 12:25:24 PM EST)

if the credit card company rejected it..lol. They shouldn't have given it back though, he would have learned an expensive drunken mistake.

Guy must have been born in canada (1 reply)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(07.02.2000 3:01:49 AM EST)

Damn canadians

what a bonehead (2 replies)  
started by TinaP
(07.02.2000 0:38:28 AM EST)

just another asshole trying to impress a girl to get a bit.

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