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 Man Drops Dead in Search of Living Proof | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 07/04/2000 | | |  |
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BOGATA, Colombia - A search for living proof ended in a dead end for an 87-year-old man. Arturo Suspe died of heart attack while waiting in line to obtain a certificate to prove that he was still alive. The survival certificate would have allowed Suspe to continue receiving his $133 monthly pension. Authorities in central Cundinamarca introduced the certificate in late November to reduce the number of incidents of con artists collecting pensions issued in the name of deceased recipients. This was a pure accident and a very lamentable incident, Cuandinamarca governor Andres Gonzalez said of Suspe´s death.
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jdurbin
(07.19.2000 12:42:23 PM EST)
what a shame
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Fear
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pmcrush
(07.05.2000 11:20:12 PM EST)
I'm afraid I'll be that guy one day !If you're asking "why"? it's already too late.
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Must have waited too long.
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garbagetime
(07.05.2000 1:35:43 PM EST)
Boy, I hope I never have to wait in a line in Bogata, Colombia. This poor guy had to die before he got any service!
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Is that your final answer?
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NakedCanuck
(07.04.2000 10:02:02 AM EST)
What can you say about the dearly departed.... hey, wait. Is he still breathing?The Naked Canuck
Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
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Life of Brian
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ElephantChowder
(07.04.2000 7:04:30 AM EST)
It's from the Monty Python film: The Life of Brian. I was in nappies at the time, but what a great film. Still a classic....
Oh for the love of God, not this shit again.........
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good one
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frogcool
(07.04.2000 6:54:43 AM EST)
whats with the knob whos first
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