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Senior Citizen Scores Slammer Time

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 07/09/2000
 
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SACRAMENTO, California - An elderly gentleman walked into a police station and reported that he thought he had robbed a Wells Fargo Bank a few days earlier. The police officers didn´t take his confession too seriously because he was very old, suffered from obvious physical ailments, carried a white hospital bag, and admitted that he wanted to go back into Kaiser Hospital´s psychiatric ward. He also couldn´t remember the exact day, time, location of the bank, or the nearest cross street. However, after an intensive interrogation, FBI agents found out that the senior citizen had indeed robbed the bank and was responsible for three other bank robberies.

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yeah okay (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(07.10.2000 3:11:14 AM EST)

WHATEVER !!!!!!!!!!

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started by papapimp123
(07.09.2000 5:43:42 PM EST)

Do i care?

Hahaha user reg, fucked up (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(07.09.2000 6:19:48 AM EST)

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yep. . . (0 replies)
started by Albatros
(07.09.2000 3:24:17 AM EST)

just goes to show how well our law enforcement is. an old guy can rob 4 banks and they cant even catch him. its not like the guy could outrun the cops or something. . . well, he prolly could.. donuts anyone?




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well now... (0 replies)
started by XorsistXtreme
(07.09.2000 2:17:57 AM EST)

that's what I call a senior citizen discount! ... no wait he didn't get a discount on anything... he got ripped off!

Well... (0 replies)
started by OliverClozoff
(07.09.2000 1:57:13 AM EST)

There's two signs you're getting old: first, you lose your memory, ........ I forgot the other one.



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Lmao, barney...hehe (0 replies)
started by SuicideKing
(07.09.2000 1:02:59 AM EST)

that would suck, turning yourself in or being so forgetful

first (0 replies)  
started by barney
(07.09.2000 0:10:55 AM EST)

put all the money in my depends.

barney

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