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Preacher Packs A Whollup

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 07/11/2000
 
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ADELAIDE, Australia - Preacher, Sterling Tillotson needed to get his watch repaired at the local jeweler and came back a hero. Yes, this 67-year-old preacher walked in on a robbery and luckily was toting his Bible. He walked up to the would-be robber and knocked him out cold with the Good Book. After the ordeal, the kindly minister convinced the jeweler not to press charges.

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that si so idiotic (0 replies)
started by adda
(07.13.2000 6:02:48 PM EST)

hes not gonna carry a bible on every outing he goes on!!!

Precher? NOT! (0 replies)
started by garbagetime
(07.11.2000 1:28:16 PM EST)

He may carry the good book, but he doesn't live by it! It says that the robber should pay back resitution - not let him go.

Thats cool! (0 replies)
started by somemook
(07.11.2000 12:00:10 PM EST)

The priest popped the perp!

WASABI

It's About Time (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(07.11.2000 8:13:24 AM EST)

I'm glad to see that someone has finally found a use for the bible.

I'm not jealous, but you can hug me... (0 replies)
started by SuicideKing
(07.11.2000 0:44:49 AM EST)

lmao, that was pretty funny, I guess you could say he threw the book at him...hmmm?

jealous (0 replies)
started by Thoner
(07.11.2000 0:42:00 AM EST)

Is someone jealous? Do you need a hug?

and you suck (0 replies)
started by Logan17
(07.11.2000 0:29:27 AM EST)

yes YOU suck! how bout that!?

LoGaN

First (0 replies)  
started by Thoner
(07.11.2000 0:00:39 AM EST)

Ha I'm actually first!!!!!

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