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PETA Tackles The Packers

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 07/13/2000
 
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GREEN BAY, Wis. - The People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals said in a letter to Green Bay Packers team president Bob Harlan that the name promotes violence and bloodshed because it refers to meat packers, or those who work in slaughterhouses. PETA vegetarian campaign coordinator Bruce Friedrich suggests making the team the Green Bay Pickers, referring to picking fruits and vegetables, or possibly the Green Bay Six-Packers, referring to the state´s brewing history. Despite the intense pressure PETA can bring against The Packers, especially in Wisconsin, Harlan says no way, claiming, We like our name, our tradition.

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so what the f*ch is your prob (0 replies)
started by lepervier
(04.26.2002 0:48:08 AM EST)

Green is not Vegtables it's CHEESE ore maybee CHEESE (fuck - mad at you!) Goofer

l'épervier

some people (0 replies)
started by dkotler
(03.14.2001 3:14:56 PM EST)

need to get a fucking life. Do people just sit around all day and think of shit to complain about or what?

peta (0 replies)
started by georichard
(10.27.2000 5:36:51 PM EST)

i thought peta ment people eat tasty animals.why pick on vegetables they did not do anything different than animals.

Game Hunter (0 replies)
started by mtnrat
(07.15.2000 5:13:33 PM EST)

those peta people are a bunch of
bunny hugging,knob slobbing,nut
licking faggots!!!!

its ok peta (1 reply)
started by hippie27
(07.15.2000 3:21:40 AM EST)

i am a member of peta but sometimes like in all organizations they go a little too far

its ok peta (0 replies)
started by hippie27
(07.15.2000 3:16:02 AM EST)

i am a member of peta but sometimes like in all organizations they go a little too far

its ok peta (0 replies)
started by hippie27
(07.15.2000 3:11:45 AM EST)

i am a member of peta but sometimes like in all organisations they go a little too far

PETA sucks (0 replies)
started by toadwart
(07.14.2000 9:06:17 PM EST)

PETA is only angry over the Packers because they stole the nickname from PETA. They didn't, but PETA has more rights because they're fudge packers and not meat packers.

...ribbit...

People for the (1 reply)
started by hardball
(07.14.2000 5:31:42 PM EST)

PETA People Eating Tasty Animals.
FUCKYOU peta I eat meat and will teach my kids to kill and eat meat.

Gun's Gun's we need more Gun's, what for, to preserve freedom.

Its the media's fault (0 replies)
started by motorhead
(07.14.2000 3:15:08 PM EST)

If the media would quit giving these idiots attention, they would fade away like a bad fart in the wind.

beware of PETA (0 replies)
started by ottootto
(07.14.2000 1:27:22 AM EST)

They are listed by the FBI as a terrorist organization. Did you know they are responsible for bombing pet shops and killing humans. I would bet that every one of them would step over a hungry homless person to give any animal food instead....get your priorities straight dick heads....PETA that is.
bought to you by the Karma Police ...see you in another life PETAphiles

Sick (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(07.14.2000 0:06:09 AM EST)

I work for the ASPCA and these guys in PETA are out of their fucking minds!They are the reason Blue collar America dont give to Animal oranizations.

Sick (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(07.14.2000 0:04:31 AM EST)

I work for the ASPCA and these guys in PETA are out of their fucking minds!They are the reason Blue collar America dont give to Animal oranizations.

dumbasses (0 replies)
started by ratloco
(07.13.2000 10:58:31 PM EST)

what a bunch of stupid numbnutted twits the peta people are. I for one work in a slaughterhouse, I eat meat and hunt animals for sport. I hope these peta people all die from aids from buttfucking each other.

1 Vote for Six - Packers (1 reply)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(07.13.2000 9:36:56 PM EST)

I, for one, believe the name Green Bay Packers may be viewed as offensive to others who believe that the consumption of meat by humans is inappropriate. I believe we should change to the fine name of the Six-Packers, giving tribute to all of the hard working American beer drinkers who have built Green Bay Wisconsin to the grand city that it is. Requests for petitions can be made to kaikmanfan@aol.com
c/o santaria petition

PETa is still alive? (0 replies)
started by dlpdjp
(07.13.2000 4:22:05 PM EST)

I thought they all died of polio, since they won't take the animal-based polio vaccine, or smallpox for the same reason. And yet they have the barbarism to eat living vegetables while they are still squirming on the plate.

Hope for the best, prepare for the worst.

Who cares.... (0 replies)
started by tinytruck
(07.13.2000 1:32:47 PM EST)

what those f--kholes have to say. They need to go out and get some sun, and learn what America is all about....the land of the free !!!

Tim Whigham Manufacturing Engineer Houston-Sigma Technologies, Inc.

Eat more meat (0 replies)
started by bat
(07.13.2000 1:05:02 PM EST)

FUCK PETA these idiots are completly out of control, If we were to change everything that offended people where the hell would we be?
EAT MY MEAT PETA - Please Eat The Animals

Before Political Correctness (0 replies)
started by RedNeckedTulsan
(07.13.2000 12:41:05 PM EST)

we could say that these people are sexually frustrated morons with way too much time on their hands. Now we just say they are PETA.
Hope they don't wear leather shoes:)

Great opportunity for the Packers! (0 replies)
started by DoubleBubble
(07.13.2000 12:37:05 PM EST)

If I were Harlan, I'd get away from the name since a lot of people refer to faggots...er...I mean our homosexual brethren by that name. Look at it this way...what if they had originally named the team the Green Bay Gay Warriors. It may have sounded ok a long time ago. Like, "Hey, we'll intimidate our rivals by smiling while we show our agressiveness...how could we go wrong?" HA! They would have been chomping at the bit (poor choice of words) to change their name with out offending the gay people in this country! On the other hand, they don't want to appear as if they're caving in to PETA, so this presents a dilemma. Hmmm...how about this. They change their names to the Cheeseheads, but they add "boiled live while you wait" lobsters to their consession stand menus? There, now we're all happy without caving in to PETA. Problem solved! Well, it's time for my nap, just like the Doctor said. (YAWN)

Will these people fucking go away already. (0 replies)
started by ILuvPie
(07.13.2000 11:29:24 AM EST)

I would love to be a part of an organization where I can feel like I'm doing something real important while annoying the shit out of the rest of the world. If these people were so devoted to humanitarian ideologies, why don't they do something for all of us and feed themselves to starving alligators, or perhaps do a Lemming impersonation.

The thing about pussy is that it always wants you to commit to it, but never wants you to actually have it.

Try this... (0 replies)
started by OliverClozoff
(07.13.2000 1:32:49 AM EST)

Just tell them you changed your name, and they'll never know the difference. It's not like any of those little pussies watch football.



Member, Greater Sodom and Gomorah Area Chamber of Commerce.

Invite PETA to Green Bay (0 replies)
started by SpellboundTG
(07.13.2000 0:56:56 AM EST)

Then put them all in a package and ship them to China, I hear they eat mostly rice there...:)

Spellbound(TG)

ok (0 replies)  
started by Albatros
(07.13.2000 0:15:51 AM EST)

or the fudge-packers. . .
they suck since holmgren and reggie left




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