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MADRID - If you´re involved in the world´s oldest profession, I think it´s time to move to Madrid! Yep, they protect the rights of all prostitutes to wear little clothing, because it is their work uniform. The police chief was trying to get a proposal passed that would charge prostitutes with the offense of indecent exposure. It was voted down because...prostitutes should not be ordered to cover up because they are simply wearing the uniform of their profession.
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Let's go to S[ain
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started by
cesar99
(12.04.2000 9:33:50 AM EST)
Ok let's go to Spain and see if we can hire a couple of Pro's.
yes i love spain
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started by
bigbass10
(07.23.2000 6:34:17 PM EST)
dress code in spain is greatttttttttttttttttttttt.
"love is a condition of the mind when the mind is out of condition"
I love naked chicks
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started by
waco7
(07.17.2000 0:50:19 AM EST)
Never sleep with a prostitute, because they will swallow your dick...
jokeland
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Anonymous Goofball
(07.16.2000 10:25:42 PM EST)
jacky jokeland crap takes too much time on regular modems
3
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Anonymous Goofball
(07.16.2000 3:19:05 PM EST)
3
Yes, Im moving to Spain
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Anonymous Goofball
(07.15.2000 11:57:14 PM EST)
I think that is the coolest thing I have ever heard. I think I'll move to Spain now so see ya. I wish they do that in K.C.
i don't care
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Anonymous Goofball
(07.15.2000 11:53:43 AM EST)
this sucks
Shit
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started by
Patmcroch
(07.15.2000 2:59:11 AM EST)
hoes should wear wut makes them money
Cupcake
fu
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Anonymous Goofball
(07.14.2000 7:10:17 PM EST)
The Ho Train
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Anonymous Goofball
(07.14.2000 10:16:28 AM EST)
I feel the Ho's Should dress down that way you get exactly what you pay for.........
The Ho Train
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(07.14.2000 10:16:24 AM EST)
I feel the Ho's Should dress down that way you get exactly what you pay for.........
I don't care...
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started by
OliverClozoff
(07.14.2000 0:51:30 AM EST)
...some of them hoes ARE indecent - I mean FUGLY indecent!
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