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By: BizarreNewsPublished: 07/23/2000
 
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STUART, Florida - Two Florida pig farmers and a Florida golf resort will have a hoe-down in the courtroom Monday. The Florida Club golf resort is suing their farming neighbors for disrupting their multi-million dollar investment by playing loud country music to their pigs. This, combined with the poignant smell of the swine is unreasonable and disturbs Florida Club golfers and its homeowners from the use of the property, said an attorney for the Florida Club. If you built a house next to a railroad track, would you expect the trains to stop coming? questioned farm owner Paul Thompson. Thompson´s lawyer said the charges are hogwash and that his client and his partner were there first.

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no prob here (0 replies)
started by buddah69
(07.24.2000 6:58:42 PM EST)

the smell would not pose any problems to me 'cause my game stinks anyway...

So Nagh! (0 replies)
started by garbagetime
(07.24.2000 1:53:27 PM EST)

Since lawyers are like pigs, there lawyers should feel right at home!

poor pigs (0 replies)
started by therealbigdog
(07.23.2000 9:57:21 PM EST)

I can certainly understand the complaint about country music. That amounts to cruelty to animals.

I HATE GOLFERS (0 replies)
started by neil21
(07.23.2000 8:27:36 PM EST)

the ppl shouldnt have built the golf course next to the damn hog farm. if they would have had some common sense and pulled their heads out of their asses they would have noticed the smell of the pigs and the load music when they were looking at the site before they spent all the money they have commone out their asses. they just know that they built it in the wrong spot and this is the only way they can get their money back. blame it on someone else. RICH FUCKIN BASTARDS THE FARMER WAS THEIR FIRST

Just Wait......... (0 replies)
started by jsteve6018
(07.23.2000 8:08:03 PM EST)

As sad as it is, Those mother-fuckin' lawyers for the golf course will probably win this case.

Just Wait......... (0 replies)
started by jsteve6018
(07.23.2000 8:07:53 PM EST)

As sad as it is, Those mother-fuckin' lawyers for the golf course will probably win this case.

How Silly! (0 replies)
started by carrolgugliotta
(07.23.2000 2:13:59 PM EST)

I agree with what the lawyer stated. (First time for everything...agreeing with a lawyer) If you built a house next to a railroad track, expect to hear a train. I do hope goofball.com will do a follow up on the verdict of this silly lawsuit.

nothing (0 replies)
started by thefox
(07.23.2000 12:51:55 PM EST)

i have nothing to say

How pathetic (0 replies)
started by stupieboy
(07.23.2000 9:54:58 AM EST)

Oh geez..... Just as bad as the woman suing Mc D's for hot coffee... That's why I hate rich snobby son of a bitches...

Fuckin' First - bitch! (0 replies)  
started by yomomma
(07.23.2000 1:04:45 AM EST)

Now, go blow cheetah

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