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Here Comes The Bride...In a Trashmobile

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 07/25/2000
 
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LONDON - Instead of a white stallion, bride Sonia Chamberlain´s Prince Charming swept her off her feet in a garbage truck. To symbolize this momentous occasion, Chamberlain showed up to her wedding ceremony in her husband-to-be´s garbage truck, which was fully decked out in ribbons and balloons. It may not sound romantic but when I saw Guy reversing the truck near my house it was love at first sight, Chamberlain gushed. Whetton added, If she could fancy me at the wheel of a dustcart I knew she must be serious and we just went on from there.

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Food for thought (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(07.29.2000 0:00:12 AM EST)

A bird in the hand is always greener than the grass under the other guy's bushes.

I love Kate!!! (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(07.25.2000 7:49:33 PM EST)

i was just hoping that kate would go into this site and she could see how much i love her

Now... (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(07.25.2000 5:35:06 PM EST)

If he had driven a street-sweeper, would she have been swept off of her feet?
~kk :-)

this sucks (0 replies)
started by haysmoker
(07.25.2000 4:22:39 PM EST)

all of you get to uncensored because if you think this is cool you need to get your fucking head examined.

go fuck yourself

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started by fukr
(07.25.2000 1:40:40 PM EST)

trashy bitch..

I'm #1 (1 reply)  
started by Anonymous Goofball
(07.25.2000 0:03:13 AM EST)

Yeh!!!!!!!

liquidsex (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(07.25.2000 0:02:49 AM EST)

ha I'm first, and i didn't even try unlike all you other losers
FIRST
FIRST
HA freaking HA

love you cj <3

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