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WASHINGTON, DC - The Center For UFO Studies (CUFOS) has compiled a list of 13,528 US women who believe that they have been abducted by aliens. Of this amount, 1,501 women reported that their panties had been kept by the aliens. It has not been revealed for what sinister purpose these aliens are hording underwear.
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I'm 1 of these ubductees
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CRSaint
(07.27.2000 1:40:03 AM EST)
Am I the only male that has been ubducted by aliens and had my panties stolen?
Saint
not so good
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started by
high152
(07.26.2000 2:29:32 PM EST)
not that funny don't know y this is on here
not so good
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started by
high152
(07.26.2000 2:28:20 PM EST)
not that funny don't know y this is on here
that is not all they kept
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started by
bigfignewton
(07.26.2000 11:59:22 AM EST)
Looks like they also took the brains of the morons at CUFOS who have the time for this kind of crap
I been to the state fair
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started by
RedNeckedTulsan
(07.26.2000 10:37:37 AM EST)
Here in Oklahoma you can see the truth of alien abductions and cross breeding at the state fair. Been there and seen that.
Uh yeah...
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started by
F1rE5tArT3R
(07.26.2000 4:39:29 AM EST)
...ok. And Im bill clinton, or maybe was he the alien subject that I flung napalm at.
What it really means is...
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started by
OliverClozoff
(07.26.2000 1:40:29 AM EST)
...1,501 redneck sluts came home to their trailers without their panties, and this is the best explanation they could come up with.
Fellow, American Association of Amateur Gynocologists.
im 1st
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started by
hippie27
(07.26.2000 0:44:50 AM EST)
haha i win
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