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Electrofying Sex Toy
By: Anonymous
Published: 07/29/2000
March 1998, Tennessee -- A teenage Knoxville boy read in an adult magazine that you could hook a cow heart up to a battery and create an organic sex toy. Thinking to improve on the original model, he hooked it up to the household current, electrocuting himself and setting fire to his house.
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BULLSHIT!!!!
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(12.10.2000 8:09:51 PM EST)
BULLSHIT!!!!
Oh dear...
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started by
MissPK
(07.29.2000 9:26:27 AM EST)
I like sex toys as much as the next gal, but I wouldn't even consider hooking myself up to the household current, Man/self/battery powered is enough for me, Geeesh.
*wink,giggle,blush*
Darwin Award
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started by
mrblonde
(07.29.2000 6:06:26 AM EST)
did he die... if he did i think he is a candidate for the darwin award
wtf
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started by
hippie27
(07.29.2000 3:21:36 AM EST)
what an idiot. he deserved to be electricuted.
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