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BOSTON - Pregnant ladies in trouble with the law, listen up! A woman escaped police by urinating on the floor during a court hearing and claiming that her water had broken. Police caught up with Cristal Campbell, 29, a few days later at a friend´s apartment. Here´s how Cristal pulled off her escape. she announced during a hearing on identity-fraud charges that she was about to have a baby. A puddle of liquid formed at her feet, convincing paramedics that a baby was on the way. They rushed her to a hospital, where she slipped out of her room. Authorities believe Campbell simply urinated to fool officials. It gets better... she was caught a little later but she escaped from her hospital room a second time!
Fellow, American Association of Amateur Gynocologists.
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What am I doing up this late. LOSER
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