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Electrofying Sex Toy II
By: Anonymous
Published: 07/30/2000
1997, Italy -- A man was found naked and dead with an unidentifiable mass attached to his penis. The coroner examined the man and, in a brilliant display of detective work, determined that he had connected the heart of a cow to electric cables, and plugged the apparatus into a normal 220V outlet. He then tried to have sex with this quickly-pumping toy, and was killed by the electricity unleashed by the object he had created.
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what????
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stemu84
(11.04.2000 4:07:34 PM EST)
what happend to the cow?
when life gets tuff, have a seat and jackoff!!! by the way the don said gofu*kyourself!!!!!
Idiot
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started by
XBlondie25
(09.18.2000 11:27:00 PM EST)
Idiot!
Wierd science
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Eligh
(08.01.2000 8:29:07 PM EST)
I wonder if he had any marshmellows in his socks?
;) Paul
hello
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Anonymous Goofball
(07.30.2000 11:55:48 PM EST)
my heart will go on...
oops!!
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Anonymous Goofball
(07.30.2000 11:24:49 PM EST)
bet the cow wishes she would have left her heart in
san francisco... ha! ha!
heavy heart?
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Anonymous Goofball
(07.30.2000 11:08:20 PM EST)
what did the cow say? " my heart goes out to you! "
Heh...
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Anonymous Goofball
(07.30.2000 6:39:37 PM EST)
Talk about fucking anything with a heartbeat....
dumb ass
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hippie27
(07.30.2000 1:40:01 AM EST)
what a freak but i mean freak in the bad way not the good way
ha!! number 1!
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beavis8969
(07.30.2000 0:26:34 AM EST)
this fucking sucks i expect better than this from this site
umm
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Albatros
(07.30.2000 0:03:18 AM EST)
vibrators for males? this guy must be desperate. what an electrifying experience. . .
This place is FUBAR!
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