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MIDLAND PARK, NJ - Everyone is getting Millionaire fever these days and here´s the latest contest that could make you rich. A group of American exterminators looking for publicity tagged 350 cockroaches and set them loose for bounty-hunters. One roach in particular could make you rich faster than you could say Regis Philbin. So look before you crush that cockroach!
I am still here
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thunderthighs
(07.31.2000 12:44:42 PM EST)
I am still alive and waiting for anyone to reply. Someone tried to change my information on my profile but it didn't work..Nice Try!!
barcodes
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Anonymous Goofball
(07.30.2000 11:48:51 PM EST)
i donnot thik you can see the barcode they placed on the back of the cockroach! you have to visit their offices to find out if you one!
wtf
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hippie27
(07.30.2000 1:37:25 AM EST)
that is the most idiotic thing ive heard
Yeah, sure...
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started by
OliverClozoff
(07.30.2000 0:38:14 AM EST)
...as if people need an extra incentive for living in roach-infested filth!
"Gee, honey, if I take out the garbage, how are we gonna find the million dollar roach?"
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