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"There's too much leaking in Washington. That's just the way it is. And we've had leaks out of the administrative branch, had leaks out of the legislative branch, and out of the executive branch and the legislative branch." —Bush, adding a fourth branch of government while leaving out the third. Source: White House Office of the Press Secretary, "News Release: President Discusses Job Creation With Business Leaders," Sept. 30, 2003
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#184 The most used letters in the English language are E, T, A, O, I and N.
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 Check and Go...Directly to Jail | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 07/31/2000 | | |  |
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PLANTATION, Florida - Alfred Fiser will check his pockets a little more carefully after he dropped a business card and a blank check during a bank robbery near Fort Lauderdale. Fiser pulled an envelope from his shirt pocket after a teller at the World Savings Bank that he was robbing told him there were no envelopes to put the money in. He then fled with an undetermined amount of money, not noticing the discarded items on the floor. Police used the items to trace Fiser to his home where they arrested him for grand theft and bank robbery.
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wtf
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(07.31.2000 2:28:42 AM EST)
he is a total moron
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