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LONDON - As if the escapades of the Royal Family weren´t tough, British soccer fans are giving the United Kingdom a black eye in the international community by starting fights, causing trouble and engaging in general hooliganism at games. To combat this bad press Britain is introducing tough new legislation to stop football hooligans from traveling to games at home and abroad. The new law will give police wide powers to stop football fans from traveling outside the country, even confiscate their passports, on mere suspicion that they will cause trouble.
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Americans
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(03.06.2001 3:30:23 PM EST)
This is obviously an American site because the high laugh rating acheived by such an un-funny story can only be done by the Americans and their lame sense of humour. It is a pretty serious matter. We can't let scumbags travel from this country to tarnish the image of it. Where is the funny side in it? And it's not soccer it's FOOTBALL. You Americans make me sick how plastic and manufactured your country, your people and their sense of humour is.
EURO 2000
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started by
beck
(02.03.2001 7:16:38 AM EST)
Yes, this worked well in "EURO 2000". HO HO HO !
You just don't understand the passion
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started by
Goonar
(12.01.2000 9:35:37 AM EST)
Fuckin' hooligans are destroying the beautiful game and, truth be known, they have fuck all to do with the game itself. They're just a bunch of fuck ups who have nothing better to do than support shite teams like Millwall and Pompey (I was going to include Leeds in there as well, but they beat us on the weekend)...fuck, if I supported a team like that I too may have to resort to beating the shit out of weaklings who supported the opposition. God only knows watching the football would put you to sleep.
God Bless The Arsenal and All Who Sail with Her.
TO RIGHT
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wagit
(08.02.2000 2:56:44 AM EST)
THESE THUGS ARE WIDELY KNOWN AS NUTTERS! WHO START MASSIVE PUNCH UPS FOR NO REASON. SO WHAT ARE THE GOVERNMENT SUPPOSED TO DO.
c you when your older
Brits
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started by
ghost8205
(08.01.2000 7:48:15 PM EST)
Home of the not-so-free
1st
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started by
h8suall
(08.01.2000 0:09:37 AM EST)
We though we had too many baseball brawls.
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