Search
 


Advanced Search
 
Entire Site

Goofball Login

Cookies must be
enabled to log in

Username:

Password:

Remember Me?

»Preview
» Why Register?
»Register Now!
» Renew Now!
» Who's Online Now
» Log In Trouble?

 

Assorted Goofiness
BakerMedia
College Humor
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter

George W. Bush
 
"I do think we need for a troop to be able to house his family. That's an important part of building morale in the military." -George W. Bush, speaking at Tyndall Air Force Base in Florida, March 12, 2001
 
 

Random Quote
 
"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house."
— Rod Stewart
 
 

Snapple Facts
 
#15 All porcupines float in water.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
... is so fat, She broke her leg and gravy poured out.
 
 

One Liners
 
Q. What is the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
A. Outlaws are wanted.
 
 


A Case of Puppy Love

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 08/02/2000
 
Save article to file cabinet Send to a Friend Print this out

MOHANPUR, India - I take you, Rover, to be my awfully wedded husband, could have been the words spoken during a wedding ceremony of a young Indian girl and a stray dog. Anju, 4, had a string of bad luck including several serious illnesses, falling in a pond and burning her hand in the kitchen. An astrologer told the girl´s father that the evil effect of Saturn could be countered by marrying the child to a dog. All elements of a traditional Hindu wedding ceremony were practiced, including the girl garlanding the dog as if it were a groom. The Villagers in turn helped the dog put a garland around the bride with its paws. It was not mentioned whether the happy couple would be living with the bride´s parents or in the dog house.

Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?


More Stupid News...

 

Search
 


Advanced Search
 
This Section

ARTICLE FORUM LIST  

You must register to participate in this discussion.
hi (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(02.14.2001 12:26:36 PM EST)

hi hoe r u todat happy valantines

sucks (0 replies)
started by sb100
(10.28.2000 1:39:22 PM EST)

AnywY THAT news Suck,
Happy Happy Diwali,

Happy new year to and your family

-bandy

iso

Sas bandy

hmmm, (0 replies)
started by pleasurevoid
(08.03.2000 1:20:45 PM EST)

I wonder if the consumated....

PleasureVoid I use to wear my wasted life like a crown...

umm (0 replies)
started by thatcuteguy
(08.02.2000 2:00:26 PM EST)

anything for some publicity, boy, i tell ya. kids these days...

whore

I've had a few..... (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(08.02.2000 12:59:56 PM EST)

I know I've dated a few dogs in my life....but Jesus! I wonder when she'll have that "happy" litter.

Coming soon... (2 replies)
started by oliverclozoff
(08.02.2000 0:20:52 AM EST)

Look for pictures of the wedding night on Goofball Uncensored!



Fellow, American Association of Amateur Gynocologists.

haha (0 replies)  
started by XorsistXtreme
(08.02.2000 0:10:27 AM EST)

those craaaaazzy hindus
curry curry curry

Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.


Most Recent
Man Charged After Passing Gas Toward Cop
A West Virginia man who police said passed gas and fanned it toward a patrolman has been charged with battery on a police officer ...
09.29.2008

Cuffed, Booked For Not Paying Library Fines
A Wisconsin woman has been arrested ...
09.01.2008

Woman Kills Husband With Folding Couch
St Petersburg's Channel Five said the man's wife, upset with her husband for being drunk and refusing to get up, kicked a handle after an argument, activating a mechanism that folds the couch up against a wall.
08.09.2008

Brothel Offers Customers Gas Rebate
Clients of the Shady Lady Ranch will get a $50 gas voucher if they fork out $300 -- worth about one hour's worth of services -- at the brothel in Beatty, Nevada, 130 miles northwest of Las Vegas.
08.08.2008

Rate This!

2.98 Goofballs of 5
60 Viewer(s) rated

Rating the content is for registered users only.

Section Features
  • Top Ranked Items
  • One Year Ago
    Nude Man In High Heels Causes Lockdown
    McMINNVILLE, Ore. - A man wearing nothing but women's ...
    06.25.2007

    Mom Teed Off By Urinating Drunk Golfers
    OAK RIDGE, Tenn. - A mother teed off by drunken golfers ...
    06.24.2007

    Grandma Finds Condom In McDonald's Bag
    WELLINGTON, New Zealand - A grandmother was alarmed ...
    06.23.2007

    Man Arrested For Driving Golf Cart Drunk
    In the spirit of golf season ... I was actually surprised that this wasn't Roger.
    06.04.2007

    Two Years Ago
    Prosecutor Charged With Indecency
    A city prosecutor was charged ...
    10.11.2006

    Sex Gadget Gets Man in Trouble at Airport
    Cook County prosecutors say a 29-year-old man traveling with his mother desperately didn't want her to know he'd packed a sexual aid for their trip to Turkey.
    09.03.2006

    Woman Crashes While Teaching Dog to Drive
    A woman in Hohhot Beijing, the capital of north China's Inner Mongolia region, crashed her car while giving her dog a driving lesson.
    09.02.2006

    Teattime Love Bite
    Was this the only way she was able to get him to make ...
    07.27.2006

    Lookie Here!
    The Solo Joke Book

    Goofball Facts
     
    Men are proportionately stronger than horses!