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Yo Mama ...
is so fat her nickname is "DAMN"
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MUNICH - A judge in Munich sentenced a 62-year-old German woman to six and a half years in jail on Wednesday for
strangling her abusive husband to death with a pair of long johns. The woman reportedly clubbed her 70-year-old partner to the floor with an ashtray before choking him to death with the underwear. The judge took into account that the defendant had suffered more than 20 years of drink-related violence and abuse. However, her plea of self-defense was rejected after the court found that the woman faced no serious threat of physical harm from her inebriated husband.
In two years...
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started by
NakedCanuck
(08.08.2000 11:40:00 AM EST)
...they can let her go cause she won't remember a thing.
The Naked Canuck
Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
The worst thing was...
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started by
oliverclozoff
(08.08.2000 0:19:14 AM EST)
...she never wrapped them around his neck, she just held them under his nose!
Fellow, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists
Go F#ck yourself
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started by
strikerfm
(08.08.2000 0:14:27 AM EST)
All you people that brag about being first are loosers with no live!!!!!!!!!!!!
2nd
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started by
hippie27
(08.08.2000 0:08:13 AM EST)
and 2 is better than one
Yes im First
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started by
thehoedepot
(08.08.2000 0:05:57 AM EST)
Ha ha losers look who is first
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