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Nothing to Wine About

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 08/10/2000
 
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LODI, California - Many people use alcohol to drown their sorrows. However, one California winery worker got more than he bargained for when he fell into a 23,000 gallon vat of red wine. Mario Flores, 31, apparently slipped while taking liquid level measurements through a hatch at the top of the container. According to San Joaquin County Deputy Coroner Al Ortiz, the official cause of death is pending a microscopic exam of tissues and toxicology report. He concluded by saying Drowning would look like the most likely cause.

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gotta kill the pain some way (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(08.12.2000 8:56:13 PM EST)

some way to go, maybe he was trying to find his contacts

Urban Ledgen! (0 replies)
started by NakedCanuck
(08.10.2000 10:27:34 AM EST)

Must have been a bad batch.

The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

ok... (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(08.10.2000 6:31:22 AM EST)

HAHAHAHA, me first!!!!

STUPID!!

The way I heard it... (0 replies)
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(08.10.2000 1:29:49 AM EST)

...he got out to piss three times.



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started by Anonymous Goofball
(08.10.2000 1:25:14 AM EST)

im second!!!!! not that that matters......no comment

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started by DJMAJIK
(08.10.2000 0:01:11 AM EST)

ok im first and im an alcoholic so ummm

well i want to fuck carmen electra

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