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Not a Good Place to Take a Snooze

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 08/12/2000
 
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OMAHA, NB - Sleeping in a garbage dumpster proved not to be a good idea for a Nebraska man Monday. Keith Quick, 28 was hospitalized after the dumpster he was sleeping in was emptied into a garbage truck and was compacted several times. According to Omaha Fire Department spokesman Craig Schneider, it was not until several stops and several loads of trash later that the truck driver heard Quick calling for help. By that time he had been compacted two or three times. Schneider went on to say that it took firefighters about an hour to dig the man out from the tightly compressed refuse packed into the hopper of the garbage truck. Miraculously he was not seriously injured.

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but the real question is.... (0 replies)
started by bat
(08.15.2000 6:33:37 PM EST)

is he shorter now?

Love your country,Question your government.

And the winner is.... (1 reply)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(08.14.2000 7:22:32 PM EST)

Nope, not this guy! He lived to tell about it so no Darwin for him!

Damn! (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(08.14.2000 10:07:28 AM EST)

No more sleeping in dumpsters for me. I hadn't realized how dangerous it was.

wow (0 replies)
started by greeneyes
(08.13.2000 11:35:19 PM EST)

Oh my god this is too good

wow (0 replies)
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(08.13.2000 11:29:32 PM EST)

Oh my god this is too good

Fuck him!!!!!!!!! (3 replies)
started by TB606
(08.12.2000 9:03:10 PM EST)

To much paper work to fill out.Dump his ass at the transfer station an let them worry about it.

who thinks of this (0 replies)
started by ranise
(08.12.2000 9:12:49 AM EST)

I can't believe even homeless people think hmm there's a nice dumpster I think I'll go to sleep in there and maybe get a meal?????

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Garbage in... (2 replies)  
started by oliverclozoff
(08.12.2000 0:54:02 AM EST)


...That's all.



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