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"The solid truth of the matter is, when you find—if you want to help heal the hurt, if you want to you hurt people—help people in pain, the best way to do so is to call upon the great strength of the country, which is the compassion of our fellow Americans."Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "George W. Bush Delivers Remarks," Nov. 4, 2002
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"Men do not like to admit to even momentary imperfection. My husband forgot the code to turn off the alarm. When the police came, he wouldn't admit he'd forgotten the code, he turned himself in."
— Rita Rudner, Comedian
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#225 There are towns named Sandwich in Illinois and Massachusetts.
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so ugly when she cries the tears run up her face.
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Q: Did you hear about the male prostitute who got leprosy?
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 Crime Does Pay But Being Stupid Doesn´t | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 08/13/2000 | | |  |
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WINNIPEG, Canada - Didn´t your mother ever tell you not to jingle your pocket change while strolling through the ghetto? That´s exactly the type of response a Canadian mugging victim received from Judge Charles Rubin. The 46-year-old Winnipeg resident was chastised by Judge Rubin for being a stupid civilian, who admits that he was stupid, after two men approached him late one night. One of the men snatched the victim´s money right out of his hand. Judge Rubin compared walking around in a bad neighborhood with money in your hand to walking in the wolf enclosure at the city zoo with a pound of ground beef in your hand. The victim responded to the Judge´s comments, saying that he was insulted. The prosecutor is considering an appeal.
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Bad Things
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Anonymous Goofball
(01.06.2001 11:34:30 AM EST)
hey, it IS a bad thing to have money and to walk around just asking to be raped, or robbed... people should stay inside if they can't afford to get robbed... jeez, it happens people, get over it and do it yourself!
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This judge is a useless fuck
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Anonymous Goofball
(11.26.2000 11:40:15 AM EST)
This judge should be removed from the bench immediately. I hope he feels the effects of being robbed or seeing his wife or daughter raped because he was in the "wrong place" It is fucking idiots like this that set back mankind hundreds of years. This guy is definitely too stupid and ignorant to make such important decisions. Must be related to someone in the Government.
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Sieve story.
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crowley
(08.15.2000 10:09:13 PM EST)
Why was the VICTIM in court ? and what is the prosecutor going to appeal ?
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Riiiighhhttt...
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Anonymous Goofball
(08.15.2000 5:04:31 PM EST)
let's blame the victims
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its all bad
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started by
bat
(08.15.2000 11:12:08 AM EST)
this is odd you could use this argument on about any crime couldn't you? Love your country,Question your government.
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That's why you carry a gun....
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SuicideKing
(08.15.2000 0:26:03 AM EST)
Personally for discouraging any hooligans, I carry a fully automatic Tech-9 machine gun, although completely illegal it does the job well...Ryän (the §ui©ideKÏng)
"This isn't me, I'm not mechanical...I'm just a boy, playing the suicide king.."
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I'm too sure!
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Anonymous Goofball
(08.14.2000 10:41:15 PM EST)
I guess if a woman was wearing a short shirt in the same nieghborohood it would be ok for a man too rape her. she shouldnt have been wearing a short shirt in a bad neighboro hood.
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Moronic judge
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jandres
(08.14.2000 1:00:16 PM EST)
So women in provocative clothing deserved to be raped?
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Oh yeah, that's terrible....
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started by
NakedCanuck
(08.14.2000 10:53:53 AM EST)
....having money is now a crime! How f@#&$ed up is that?The Naked Canuck
Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
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so fucking what
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helcat
(08.13.2000 0:51:48 AM EST)
it is a damned shame when you cannot walk down the street without being afraid of being robbed. so i guess we will all have to stay on the internet to feel safe......... bite me i am not going to let this happen to me so what about you are you going to sit by and let this happen well it will not surprise me go ahead and sit on your ass
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