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 Thrown Out of Proportion | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 08/14/2000 | | |  |
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CAIRO - Things were thrown way out of proportion when an Egyptian threw his wife from a third-floor window for serving a larger helping of chicken to her sons. The man reportedly argued that he should get a larger portion than his two sons because he provided the chicken in the first place. The police arrested the husband while neighbors took the woman to the hospital. It was not reported if everyone received an equal serving of mashed potatoes to go with the chicken.
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wtf?
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started by
bat
(08.15.2000 11:10:01 AM EST)
I seen this awhile ago. dont you check your postings?Love your country,Question your government.
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Hey is this some record?
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RedNeckedTulsan
(08.15.2000 9:37:49 AM EST)
I keep sending in stuff some of which you publish then see it republished by Bizarre. Stuff i sent in months ago you don't publish then i see it with the Bizzare tagline. Am i wasting my time sending in stuff?
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Texas Heat Wave
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Fiddleman4
(08.14.2000 9:10:57 AM EST)
Many years ago, during another dry spell in Texas, a New Yorker visited our state.He pulled into a service station to refuel his car.
He was trying to make small talk with the attendant.
NY-"Sure is hot and dry here."
M- "Well Texas is known for being a little hot and dry in the summer."
NY- Do you ever get much rain here?"
M- "Not much. Do you remeber the story in the bible where it rained for fourty day and fourty nights?"
NY- "Why yes!"
M- "We didn't get but two and a half inches out of that one."
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bad bad husband
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started by
helcat
(08.14.2000 0:35:21 AM EST)
the police on arrival and also upon verification that the man actually threw his wife out of the window on such stupid reasons should have then ... by the police...been shot...repeatedely...and then if the wife could have held the gun(which she probably could not ) she should have been able to shoot and shoot and shoot until all of her agressions were sated. then the stupid stupid man should have been dragged through town just to show all of the other men how damn stupid their actions are and how harsh the penalty could possibly be. 9 which she probably couli
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