Never try to Burglarize a Theft-Prevention Business
By: BizarreNews	Published: 08/15/2000
PHILADELPHIA - Construction workers recently did a chimney sweep of a vacant building and found the remains of what could be a serial burglar that tried to rob the place years ago. Ironically, the man was attempting to burglarize a theft-prevention business in North Philadelphia. According to Detective Romonita King, workers had been knocking down the chimney Saturday when they smelled a foul odor. When they got closer, they noticed a pair of sneakers, jeans and a Philly´s cap and what looked to be human remains. The medical examiner´s office tentatively listed the cause of death as accidental compression asphyxia. It was reported that the remains could be at least five years old and it was not known how long the business was closed. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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Guns (0 replies) started by Catman1229 (08.18.2000 12:08:19 PM EST) I think everyone should own a gun. More peaceful living; "No cutting in line!" BOOM "That was MY pizza!" BOOM "You went into my computer time!" BOOM This idea from the TV Show "Titus" Paul Huskey >>Check out my website @ www.hp_pavilion.homestead.com/Main.html

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And the winner is.... (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (08.17.2000 1:28:23 PM EST) Yes we have a winner. Or is that wiener! This guy should defenitly be up for a Darwin. But maybe not as he died a few years ago.

that body has ripened enough... (0 replies) started by SuicideKing (08.17.2000 12:19:06 PM EST) Now let's eat! Ryän (the §ui©ideKÏng) "This isn't me, I'm not mechanical...I'm just a boy, playing the suicide king.."

EPchef20 (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (08.16.2000 2:19:05 PM EST) If they were at that building that long why couldn't they smell the order, if it was that bad

Foul Smell? (0 replies) started by Bargler (08.16.2000 1:45:49 PM EST) Odor after 5 years?....I think not.

this is old (0 replies) started by bat (08.15.2000 11:04:52 AM EST) this is like a year old...wtf? Love your country,Question your government.

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Your gay Foley (0 replies) started by cheeseboy (08.15.2000 5:37:40 AM EST) Your sad going round trying to get first... Who gives a fuck.. Sarcacastic Tone: Ooohhh I got first on the goofball site, look at me I'm a twat...

umm... (0 replies) started by thebulldawg (08.15.2000 2:32:39 AM EST) WHO GIVES A FUCK IF YOUR FIRST OR NOT YOU POO-PUSHING MOTHER FUCKING PENIS BREATH INFESTED FUCKER!!! GROW THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!! Foley316?? You fucked up a little mate, SCSA is 316... der... Inside that bitter brain there's gotta be a whore... If you don't shut your mouth, your gonna feel the floor, yeah! "Attitude", GN'R Version, 1993, Geffen Records.

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