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Canadian Man With Too Much Time On His Hands

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 08/17/2000
 
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WINNIPEG - A 33-year-old man has made it his quest to record all of the big and tacky monuments across Canada. The adventure started after David Yanciw made a detour to view a giant replica of a dumpling on a fork. The perogy was erected by Ukrainian-Canadians, who have also contributed a giant Easter egg, a giant mosquito and have announced plans for a giant kobassa sausage. Yanciw has already paid homage to giant deer antlers, a giant turtle, a giant mushroom and a giant replica of Star Trek´s USS Enterprise at a town called Vulcan. Said Yanciw, It´s one of those things you have to see in real life to believe it -- a giant perogy on a fork.

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giant shit (0 replies)
started by mrdoggy
(10.28.2000 7:36:06 PM EST)

put a giant shit on the fork! then that story can eat it

wow (0 replies)
started by rampant
(10.04.2000 1:23:04 AM EST)

Get a job.

boring (0 replies)
started by markjames
(08.21.2000 9:52:54 PM EST)

boring, boring, boring

recommended??? (3 replies)
started by SCUDNUT
(08.19.2000 4:33:36 PM EST)

This site was recommended to me, so far I can't see why.

what the fuck? (1 reply)
started by guanamex
(08.18.2000 11:22:30 PM EST)

what the fuck???.....i'm paying good money.....wait...no i'm not.. continue with these stories if you'd like

danny salazar

that sucks (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(08.18.2000 2:46:33 AM EST)

that sucks ass you better find some good shit

This Sucks! (0 replies)
started by HBKGrl323
(08.17.2000 4:24:46 PM EST)

What the fuck is this about? We don't wanna hear stupid shit like this!

Hey, baby! (19 replies)
started by oliverclozoff
(08.17.2000 12:54:45 PM EST)


I got your giant kobassa sausage right here! Eh?



There is no frustration without hope.

Eat it... (0 replies)
started by SuicideKing
(08.17.2000 12:20:19 PM EST)

just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

Ryän (the §ui©ideKÏng) "This isn't me, I'm not mechanical...I'm just a boy, playing the suicide king.."

it sucks (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(08.17.2000 11:32:45 AM EST)

that is sooooooo stupid

Yep, I've seen it! (0 replies)
started by NakedCanuck
(08.17.2000 10:15:23 AM EST)

These small towns will do anything to attrach tourists. Also in Vulcan, every store sells "Spock Ears"!

The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

Hey! (2 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(08.17.2000 9:33:11 AM EST)

Where's Foley316 and why wasn't he "first"? Something must be fundamentally wrong with the universe.

shit (0 replies)
started by Bartimus
(08.17.2000 3:45:25 AM EST)

shitty stuff

1st (0 replies)  
started by h8suall
(08.17.2000 0:06:38 AM EST)

I need a new hobby.

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