"One of the most meaningful things that's happened to me since I've been the governor - the president - governor - president. Oops. Ex-governor. I went to Bethesda Naval Hospital to give a fellow a Purple Heart, and at the same moment I watched him - get a Purple Heart for action in Iraq - and at that same - right after I gave him the Purple Heart, he was sworn in as a citizen of the United States - a Mexican citizen, now a United States citizen." - Washington, D.C., Jan. 9, 2004
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BERLIN - An unknown man held up a clothes shop in eastern Germany. Unfortunately for the perpetrator there was no cash in the register. That, however, was not enough to stop a determined German with a gun, so he demanded underwear instead. According to the owner of the Clothes Chest store he escaped with about $188 worth of tights and assorted undergarments. Police are puzzled as to how exactly they are supposed to search for the stolen items.
I love women. I think they should all be put over a pedestal.
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Anonymous Goofball
(08.20.2000 0:07:00 AM EST)
he can use those for his other job.
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