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Fresh Fish Fall on English Town

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 08/25/2000
 
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LONDON - Britain´s Meteorological Office said it was a freak phenomenon probably caused by a small tornado out to sea, but the people of the fishing port of Great Yarmouth were nonetheless surprised earlier this week with a shower of fresh sprats. Retired ambulance driver Fred Hodgkins said: I thought at first I might have had something wrong with my eyes. The whole of my back yard seemed to be covered in little slivers of silver. A Meteorological Office spokesman said a waterspout could have sucked up sea water and fish and dumped it over land.

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Hey (2 replies)
started by GirlyGirl
(09.20.2000 4:37:00 PM EST)

How is my fellow goofballer doing?????

Bullshit (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(08.27.2000 1:48:54 PM EST)

This did not happen recently. I saw this same exact story about 2 years ago on the discovery channel, so don't try to bullshit us.

amf (0 replies)
started by jim97
(08.25.2000 8:53:29 PM EST)

i was hector the mechanic

Yeah, h8suall, I noticed that...damn! lol (0 replies)
started by SuicideKing
(08.25.2000 2:15:48 PM EST)

when I got to the page there were no messages yet..you must have beat me by less than a few minutes. more like a few seconds. :)

and to the TBone guy who replied to my message, I was just joking about the gate of hell shit, ease up and smoke a bud, dude! Get off my back, and back on your mama's.

Ryän (the §ui©ideKÏng) "This isn't me, I'm not mechanical...I'm just a boy, playing the suicide king.."

Suicideking (0 replies)
started by h8suall
(08.25.2000 12:54:37 PM EST)

Sorry beat you by a few minutes.

Magnolia (0 replies)
started by beaudiablo
(08.25.2000 12:18:44 PM EST)

reminds me of the frog scene in magnolia.

uh (0 replies)
started by ybnormal
(08.25.2000 6:35:07 AM EST)

seems like I read this one already!

Close... (0 replies)
started by oliverclozoff
(08.25.2000 2:00:11 AM EST)


I was prayin' for pussy.



If you took all the women in the world and laid them end to end, it would be a great idea!

First. Deeznutz (1 reply)
started by SuicideKing
(08.25.2000 0:08:44 AM EST)

On ya chin, beeyotch! Anyways, I hate when fish are in my backyard, and I have to run around and stomp on them all while singing in tongues to the lord of the north gate of hell

Ryän (the §ui©ideKÏng) "This isn't me, I'm not mechanical...I'm just a boy, playing the suicide king.."

1st (0 replies)  
started by h8suall
(08.25.2000 0:04:13 AM EST)

Clean sweep

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