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FAYETTEVILLE, Arkansas - Surprisingly enough, this did not happen in Wisconsin. Anthony Lee Robinson, 21, was charged with burglarizing the home of a childhood friend after allegedly being linked to the crime by cheese wrappers left on a kitchen counter. According to the police, Robinson took $1,800 worth of property from a Fayetteville home. Robinson had grown up with the victim and oddly enough had seen him for the first time in three years, one day before the burglary took place. The cheese wrappers triggered the victim´s memory of Robinson´s fondness for cheese when they were growing up.
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His head must have holes like swisscheese
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Anonymous Goofball
(08.29.2000 10:58:05 PM EST)
WHAT A LOSER... I GUESS HE IS ALSO A HUGE GREENBAY PACKERS FAN...
Hmmmm.
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Anonymous Goofball
(08.28.2000 4:09:11 PM EST)
Behold the power of cheese!
That's bullshit!!!!
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twoinspur
(08.27.2000 7:55:45 PM EST)
What a corn hole. Dumb ass!!!! Bet he is black. Cheese eating mother fucker.
life
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mlaye
(08.26.2000 11:07:39 PM EST)
im bored too!
Cheese
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Anonymous Goofball
(08.26.2000 7:47:30 AM EST)
I'll bet he had alot of trouble
poopin.
chrisb1042
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Anonymous Goofball
(08.26.2000 0:04:16 AM EST)
I am bored
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