KIEV - A Russian criminal´s plan became unglued when his fake ears came unstuck at the Ukrainian-Slovak border passport control. The Russian fugitive had tried to cross illegally into Slovakia from western Ukraine with a passport belonging to another person. The fugitive had asked a surgeon to glue on artificial ears to effect a disguise, but unbeknownst to him, the surgeon used a cheap Russian-made product instead of high-quality glue, and the ears popped off at the decisive moment.
Those crazy Ruskies!
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NakedCanuck
(08.30.2000 10:34:13 AM EST)
If they didn't eat all the horses, they'd have good glue.
The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
Hey davel
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bat
(08.30.2000 8:09:47 AM EST)
yippie fucking skippy
Love your country,Question your government.
Hah!
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davel23
(08.30.2000 0:01:06 AM EST)
I hereby claim this spot, not because I care about being first, but simply to frustrate those who do.
Hah!
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davel23
(08.30.2000 0:00:38 AM EST)
I hereby claim this spot, not because I care about being first, but simply to frustrate those who do.
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