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Woman Stiffed After Sex

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 09/01/2000
 
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AKRON, OH - According to 44-year-old Karen Kershaw of Akron, the price of a used truck is $600 cash plus two sexual favors and four cartons of cigarettes (yes, cigarettes). These were the amounts to be paid to Rick Remmy, 39, only in the end she didn´t get the truck. Now they´re in Small Claims Court, where Karen wants her money back. A handwritten agreement outlined the values to be assigned to each item or act and bore what appeared to be Remmy´s name at the bottom. Kershaw is asking for her money back and $14,700 in punitive damages because of the embarrassment she has suffered in having to file the lawsuit. A Municipal Judge is expected to rule in the next week whether the contract is legitimate and whether Kershaw should be tried for prostitution.

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Hmmmm (0 replies)
started by Smogogo
(10.08.2000 3:48:16 AM EST)

I saw her on peoples court. And you thought this story was funny.

YAGIBBYGIBBA

Takes all kinds (0 replies)
started by Sumabich
(09.25.2000 11:13:02 PM EST)

But we could do without this! Another "Victim"!

Honor, honesty, and love are essential to personal integrity. Bill, you don't have a clue. GO AWAY and take Al and Hilary with you! Holliwood needs more extas!

slut (1 reply)
started by brittsigg
(09.04.2000 3:31:36 PM EST)

what a slut

Britt Sigg

More Cigs (0 replies)
started by fireroy
(09.03.2000 3:15:53 AM EST)

She should have asked for 3 cartons. Haha hardy hahaha

crazy but true I guess (0 replies)
started by gigerbob
(09.03.2000 2:59:12 AM EST)

Hard to believe there are that kind of stupid people in the world. and I'm not Gigerbob, I'm Ladyhawk

pets rule

yu (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(09.03.2000 1:17:06 AM EST)

hgdiy

Dave from Redditch (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(09.02.2000 6:00:39 PM EST)

Sounds like she got shafted (twice!)

Maybe the court (0 replies)
started by JSkills
(09.01.2000 12:09:16 PM EST)

will award her money to pay her bail for being a prostitute?


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Oh, I get it..... (0 replies)
started by NakedCanuck
(09.01.2000 10:53:46 AM EST)

...she's insulting him again by taking him to SMALL claims court! No wonder he's not giving her the truck.

The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

Stiffed? (0 replies)
started by sconaway16
(09.01.2000 10:36:37 AM EST)

Sounds like she got a stiff one more than one on this deal!

Eat a load of poop.

oh yeah (0 replies)
started by theo200064
(09.01.2000 1:08:24 AM EST)

i wonder what she'll do for a ferrari?

cakes and pies, cakes and pies!!!

She got stiffed, alright... (0 replies)  
started by oliverclozoff
(09.01.2000 0:04:43 AM EST)


What's a whore need with a truck, anyway? Oh, I get it - for the bed!



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