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LONDON, England - A 56-year-old amateur sailor should seriously consider finding a new pastime after being rescued for an 11th time by British coastguards. It was reported that Eric Abbott beached his homemade boat off the north coast of Wales as he tried to sail across the Irish Sea from Anglesey. Abbott, who was rescued just two days earlier when he tried to navigate the boat´s course with a road map, has agreed to take navigation lessons after the bailouts that have cost more than $82,550.
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bonehead
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TinaP
(09.09.2000 1:52:15 AM EST)
bonehead, bonehead, bonehead
I woulda...
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Anonymous Goofball
(09.07.2000 7:50:01 PM EST)
...left that asshole to die. Why the fuck do we always have to pay for STUPID FUCKING PEOPLE that do shit they DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO like rockclimbing, and then WE HAVE TO FUCKING SAVE THEM!?!?!? FUCK THEM!!!!!!! YOU RISK YOUR LIFE FOR STUPID SHIT AND YOU LOSE IT!!!!!!
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itiot
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prettyfly
(09.07.2000 10:58:40 AM EST)
I heard this news 2 weeks ago. Its his 12th time ya h0m0
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Where are....
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burlingtony
(09.07.2000 3:45:42 AM EST)
the sharks when you need them ?
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They'd probably give him a free ticket to Ireland if he'd agree to stay there.
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