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What A Way To Die

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 09/08/2000
 
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DRAYTON, Ontario - Three farm workers got in over their heads when they climbed into 18,000-liter liquid manure tank and were overcome by the fumes. Henry Redekop, 23, Gary Ferrier, 32, and Eric Schulz, 33, were pronounced dead at the scene. The bodies were removed from the tank by firefighters wearing air tanks. The precise cause of the deaths has yet to be determined, however, police believe the men were killed by inhaling deadly methane gas when they climbed into the partially full tank to repair a faulty part.

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dammmm (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(09.12.2000 10:45:03 PM EST)

u guys need more footage of people getting hit by cars....

holy (0 replies)
started by rook30505
(09.10.2000 1:35:03 AM EST)

shit can kill you?I better start flushing more often

Drive fast,take chances,and remember,unprotected sex is better than no sex

Holy Shit Batman (1 reply)
started by Brusedlee
(09.09.2000 9:45:27 AM EST)

That is a shitty way to die!

Well Shit. (0 replies)
started by skunkman
(09.09.2000 1:05:09 AM EST)

Did you smell something ??



Alota told me I should be more affectionate, so I got two girlfriends.

Up shit's creek (0 replies)
started by oliveoyl0902
(09.09.2000 0:51:15 AM EST)

Without a paddle.

SWF iso swm, myopic pipe smokers preferred. Must have large forearms and like green leafy vegetables

They tried to rescue Hydra (0 replies)
started by Roger
(09.08.2000 11:35:45 PM EST)

but he fought them off bravely

Just another redneck goofball in mourning

The "Air" Apparent (0 replies)
started by PannamaRedd
(09.08.2000 11:19:07 PM EST)

NOW those little stinkers are REALLY in deep shit. I smell foul play. Their last words were "You gotta be shittin me."

As you go thru life, whatever be your goal, keep your eye on the donut and not on the hole

why do i have to give my message a title? (0 replies)
started by Carewser
(09.08.2000 3:15:25 PM EST)

these guys really were in deep shit. And i thought my shit was bad!

Hmmmm (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(09.08.2000 2:17:50 PM EST)

Sounds like some Darwin Award canidates to me.

*Sigh* (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(09.08.2000 12:09:06 PM EST)

They should have taken it 1 step further and had the last onestanding light a match.. save on funeral costs.

ahh; this proves (0 replies)
started by disposablehero
(09.08.2000 8:23:34 AM EST)

that people are stupid. . . wait, this whole site does that.

PUT THE CLERKS CARTOON BACK ON TV

Me-thane.... (0 replies)
started by burlingtony
(09.08.2000 3:33:16 AM EST)

but the rest o yall is crazy !

Avoid socialism at all costs. The government which rules least---rules best. Keep the Pros out of the Olympics. Real men don't wear earrings. Times are good--be thankful !!!

cool (0 replies)
started by XorsistXtreme
(09.08.2000 1:20:01 AM EST)

mmm methane...

The only faulty part.... (2 replies)  
started by NakedCanuck
(09.08.2000 0:02:26 AM EST)

....was their brains.

The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

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