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The Geriatric Crusader Saves the Day

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 09/09/2000
 
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VANCOUVER - A 74-year-old man is being hailed as a hero for thwarting a bank robbery. According to police, the elderly man was making a transaction at a bank branch on the city´s east side when the alleged robber entered the building wearing a mask and brandishing a 12-inch knife. The man threw a metal coin box at the thief´s head as he tried to leave with the stolen cash. Police said the dazed thief removed his mask and ran outside to a waiting bicycle, only to have the 74-year-old crime-fighter pursue him down the street. The man attempted to catch the robber on foot, but after realizing he was not fast enough, flagged down a motorist for help. The pair pursued the thief in the car and called police with a cell phone to bring them to the chase.

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Olympic Gramps (0 replies)
started by phuman2
(09.13.2000 2:09:36 AM EST)

How long did it take him to realize that he couldn't run fast enough to keep up with a man on a bike? Does he not know how old his ass is?

WoW (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(09.10.2000 2:01:49 AM EST)

Way to go grandpa

my hero (0 replies)
started by therealbigdog
(09.09.2000 10:07:26 PM EST)

I want to be just like him when I grow up.

kick ass (0 replies)
started by evenslimmershady
(09.09.2000 8:05:19 PM EST)

That was sweet!

I like sick natured films and stories!

Maybe... (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(09.09.2000 1:28:46 PM EST)

...he should try out for a part in the movie 'The Crew II'

wait a minute (0 replies)
started by bat
(09.09.2000 12:00:16 PM EST)

I think thats my long lost grandfather.
Shit he may have just revieled his alter ego, Crap!

Love your country,Question your government.

thats what we need (0 replies)
started by scruloose
(09.09.2000 5:17:48 AM EST)

old people has policemen

thats what we need (0 replies)
started by scruloose
(09.09.2000 5:17:09 AM EST)

old people has policmen

Good ole' boy.... (0 replies)  
started by burlingtony
(09.09.2000 0:33:59 AM EST)

nice job.

Avoid socialism at all costs. The government which rules least---rules best. Keep the Pros out of the Olympics. Real men don't wear earrings. Times are good--be thankful !!!

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