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Woman Freed After Being Trapped Head Over Heels in Car

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 09/10/2000
 
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FORT LAUDERDALE, Florida - After being trapped in her upside-down car for three days, 83-year-old Tillie Tooter is finally free. Tooter, of Embroke Pines, Florida, was en route early Saturday to greet her granddaughter at a Fort Lauderdale airport when her car spun off the highway and fell 40 feet into a swampy patch of mangrove trees. It was reported that for the three days of her entrapment, Tooter caught rainwater in a plastic bag to keep from dehydrating. Fort Lauderdale Fire and Rescue chief Daniel Hanes described Tooter´s condition as remarkable and said she was listed as stable in a Fort Lauderdale hospital, suffering bruises and plenty of mosquito bites but no broken bones.

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started by Anonymous Goofball
(09.29.2000 11:01:32 PM EST)

but anyways

I'm First (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(09.13.2000 3:43:27 PM EST)

I'm first!!

huh? (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(09.12.2000 10:08:26 PM EST)

How could they not see anything? What size/color car did she have? I'm not impressed with THAT rescue squad. Why couldn't THEY hear moans and groans? Something don't sound right here...FAKE FAKE FAKE

Tooter...mm hmm... (0 replies)
started by SuicideKing
(09.11.2000 2:08:04 AM EST)

sounds like a nickname for a coke dealer

Ryän (the §ui©ideKÏng) "This isn't me, I'm not mechanical...I'm just a boy, playing the suicide king.."

Traped in car (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(09.10.2000 10:04:57 AM EST)

You do not have the full story. Her car was hit by a hit and run driver. And the fire and rescue was called and they stated the did not see anything and was a boy picking up trash that hearf moans.

Uh (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(09.10.2000 2:03:37 AM EST)

BurlingtonTony is a fuckin fag

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started by oliverclozoff
(09.10.2000 1:29:26 AM EST)


...from Bizarre History. Hell, she went home from the hosiptal two weeks ago, and they already caught they guy who hit her.



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started by burlingtony
(09.10.2000 0:06:41 AM EST)

Tillie Tooter......you'd wanna die anyway.

Avoid socialism at all costs. The government which rules least---rules best. Keep the Pros out of the Olympics. Real men don't wear earrings. Times are good--be thankful !!!

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