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Going Overboard

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 09/11/2000
 
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NICE, France - A 47-year-old French woman will be sure to wear a life jacket next time she goes yachting. According to officials, the woman fell off a yacht between Corsica and the French mainland at 3 a.m. Sunday without a life jacket. After helicopters and rescue boats failed to spot her, an Italian yacht picked her up at 9 p.m., after she spent 18 hours in the Mediterranean. A spokesman for France´s Crossmed Mediterranean rescue center said that although the woman was fit and the sea temperature was a moderate 24 degree Celsius (75 Fahrenheit), she would not have survived another night in the water.

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joke (0 replies)
started by inthejim
(09.11.2000 3:52:34 PM EST)

why dont lesbians know how to cook?
cause they always eat out :o)

How funny (0 replies)
started by o2bjang
(09.11.2000 1:01:35 PM EST)

IT is one of those things, where stupid people and caught up by their stupid actions

That's what's wrong with.... (0 replies)
started by burlingtony
(09.11.2000 8:35:41 AM EST)

French Cruisine.

Avoid socialism at all costs. The government which rules least---rules best. Keep the Pros out of the Olympics. Real men don't wear earrings. Times are good--be thankful !!!

swimmy swimmy with the swami (0 replies)
started by SuicideKing
(09.11.2000 2:06:48 AM EST)

haagen daz and smoked salami

Ryän (the §ui©ideKÏng) "This isn't me, I'm not mechanical...I'm just a boy, playing the suicide king.."

She must be pretty buoyant... (0 replies)
started by oliverclozoff
(09.11.2000 0:50:38 AM EST)


A good reason for getting implants.



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