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Iowa Man Forced to Prove His Manhood

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 09/13/2000
 
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CEDAR RAPIDS, Iowa - He walks like a man, talks like a man, however it took Ed Mathews four days for the Iowa Department of Transportation to confirm that he really was a man. Mathews went to the department´s drivers license office to update the address on his license, but when the clerk asked Mathews to check the information on her screen he noticed that it said ´F´ for female. After consulting a supervisor, the clerk returned forty-five minutes later and informed Mathews that he must show a copy of his birth certificate before the department would change the F on his drivers license to an M. Mathews was appalled and exclaimed to the clerk, What do you think: Is it Ed or is it Edith? Mathews was forced to take his new license without the change.

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    Pull down your Pants (0 replies)
    started by PepperJ
    (09.18.2000 8:00:40 PM EST)

    If the people at the Iowa drivers licence office did not believe that he was a man, he should have dropped his pants and
    showed them.

    Pepper

    make it work for you (0 replies)
    started by paul65
    (09.18.2000 7:32:43 AM EST)

    if i had been this guy i would have commited a minor criminal offence that might have put me in jail. a womens jail maybe.just think of all the fucks i would of got in there from those horny desperate women.

    hey it could happen (0 replies)
    started by ajcrambes
    (09.13.2000 5:54:20 PM EST)

    With all that transexual crap I am not sure that I would think twice before doing the same thing

    technology (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (09.13.2000 1:54:57 PM EST)

    Computers offer all the modern inconveniences!!!

    sad but true (0 replies)
    started by jolo9
    (09.13.2000 1:20:52 PM EST)

    This is just typical of the kind of incompetence that pervades our government
    jolo9

    jolo9

    sad but true (0 replies)
    started by jolo9
    (09.13.2000 1:19:43 PM EST)

    This is just typical of the kind of incompetence that pervades our government
    jolo9

    jolo9

    Doesn't he realize? (0 replies)
    started by NakedCanuck
    (09.13.2000 9:12:31 AM EST)

    He has a pass to the underworld.

    The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

    Leave it that way.... (0 replies)
    started by burlingtony
    (09.13.2000 5:34:49 AM EST)

    his insurance would be cheaper.

    Avoid socialism at all costs. The government which rules least---rules best. Keep the Pros out of the Olympics. Real men don't wear earrings. Times are good--be thankful !!!

    Just Whip it Out and Show Her (0 replies)
    started by smyeguy
    (09.13.2000 1:26:44 AM EST)

    I would just whip out my bagundschaft and let her see for herself in all my manly glory. Then I would piss all over myself and laugh and laugh...

    Check the site you dumb fucks:
    http://www.ballpointpress.com

    The DOSE - Tellin it like it is -

    Well I can see why they'd ask.. (0 replies)
    started by SuicideKing
    (09.13.2000 0:58:32 AM EST)

    what with all the people having sex changes nowadays

    Ryän (the §ui©ideKÏng) "This isn't me, I'm not mechanical...I'm just a boy, playing the suicide king.."

    Could come in handy... (0 replies)
    started by oliverclozoff
    (09.13.2000 0:50:52 AM EST)


    ...he can get in the bars free on ladies' night!



    Fellow, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists

    nyah nyah (0 replies)  
    started by greenapplesplatters
    (09.13.2000 0:01:59 AM EST)

    I'm first ,nyah nyah nin nyah nyah Pthhhhttt!!!!!

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