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NICE, France - A 47-year-old French woman will be sure to wear a life jacket next time she goes yachting. According to officials, the woman fell off a yacht between Corsica and the French mainland at 3 a.m. Sunday without a life jacket. After helicopters and rescue boats failed to spot her, an Italian yacht picked her up at 9 p.m., after she spent 18 hours in the Mediterranean. A spokesman for France´s Crossmed Mediterranean rescue center said that although the woman was fit and the sea temperature was a moderate 24 degree Celsius (75 Fahrenheit), she would not have survived another night in the water.
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goofball sucks my dick
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Anonymous Goofball
(09.18.2000 8:14:46 AM EST)
u guys can lick my fucking balls
Better Yet!
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started by
Cowgirl
(09.15.2000 1:47:03 PM EST)
I know a guy who got drunk on a cruise ship and fell overboard - at night. He had to swim 2 miles to shore. Talk about a dumb-ass.
NOW I get it!
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Anonymous Goofball
(09.15.2000 10:40:27 AM EST)
When this was originally posted here at Goofball on Monday I didn't understand the humor. But now that it's been reposted today, it's hillarious! Thanks goofball, that's why I like to remain anonymous!
FUCK OFF
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JIMJACK
(09.15.2000 8:56:40 AM EST)
This same story was posted
4 days ago. Get with the fuckin'
program! DAMMIT!
jimi
ewwwwwww
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started by
anomaly
(09.15.2000 8:00:30 AM EST)
You know that bitch must be ugly if even the sharks wouldn't eat her!
Talk about prune fingers
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snail78
(09.15.2000 5:22:42 AM EST)
I bet she looked like she 87 after being in for so long.
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lame!!!
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nexx
(09.15.2000 0:50:28 AM EST)
lame story, cmon, is that the best u guys can come up with?
Wassup!!!
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