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Going Overboard

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 09/15/2000
 
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NICE, France - A 47-year-old French woman will be sure to wear a life jacket next time she goes yachting. According to officials, the woman fell off a yacht between Corsica and the French mainland at 3 a.m. Sunday without a life jacket. After helicopters and rescue boats failed to spot her, an Italian yacht picked her up at 9 p.m., after she spent 18 hours in the Mediterranean. A spokesman for France´s Crossmed Mediterranean rescue center said that although the woman was fit and the sea temperature was a moderate 24 degree Celsius (75 Fahrenheit), she would not have survived another night in the water.

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    goofball sucks my dick (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (09.18.2000 8:14:46 AM EST)

    u guys can lick my fucking balls

    Better Yet! (0 replies)
    started by Cowgirl
    (09.15.2000 1:47:03 PM EST)

    I know a guy who got drunk on a cruise ship and fell overboard - at night. He had to swim 2 miles to shore. Talk about a dumb-ass.

    i thought the title looked familiar... (0 replies)
    started by SuicideKing
    (09.15.2000 11:27:34 AM EST)

    Anonymous had a decent comment

    Ryän (the §ui©ideKÏng) "This isn't me, I'm not mechanical...I'm just a boy, playing the suicide king.."

    NOW I get it! (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (09.15.2000 10:40:27 AM EST)

    When this was originally posted here at Goofball on Monday I didn't understand the humor. But now that it's been reposted today, it's hillarious! Thanks goofball, that's why I like to remain anonymous!

    FUCK OFF (2 replies)
    started by JIMJACK
    (09.15.2000 8:56:40 AM EST)

    This same story was posted
    4 days ago. Get with the fuckin'
    program! DAMMIT!

    jimi

    ewwwwwww (0 replies)
    started by anomaly
    (09.15.2000 8:00:30 AM EST)

    You know that bitch must be ugly if even the sharks wouldn't eat her!

    Talk about prune fingers (0 replies)
    started by snail78
    (09.15.2000 5:22:42 AM EST)

    I bet she looked like she 87 after being in for so long.

    Follow the trail to a land of wonder...

    What was she...... (0 replies)
    started by burlingtony
    (09.15.2000 2:29:56 AM EST)

    floating on ?

    Avoid socialism at all costs. The government which rules least---rules best. Keep the Pros out of the Olympics. Real men don't wear earrings. Times are good--be thankful !!!

    lame!!! (0 replies)  
    started by nexx
    (09.15.2000 0:50:28 AM EST)

    lame story, cmon, is that the best u guys can come up with?

    Wassup!!!

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