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60 Gallons and Still Pumping

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 09/24/2000
 
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ST PAUL, Minnesota - Harry Loomer, aka Bloody Harry, earned the rare 60-gallon pin from the American Red Cross while on a visit to St. Paul, where he topped off his 60th gallon of donated blood. Since 1954, Loomer said he has donated blood 480 times in 21 states and about 80 cities, as well as in Canada and the Philippines. For reaching the 60-gallon mark last week, the St. Paul branch of the Red Cross had a little party for Loomer at which the staff sang an original tribute written to the tune of I´m Just Wild About Harry. A large red-and-white cake had 480 lifesavers on it. Loomer, who claims he has not been sick in 50 years, says he is going for 100 gallons.

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I say ..... (0 replies)
started by Embryo
(10.16.2000 11:40:59 PM EST)

keep going Harry. Sooner or later some, if not all, of the losers we all read about here will eventually have some kind of surgery on their skulls and, the hospitals will need all the blood then can get.

Keep up the good work Harry.

calling all vampires (0 replies)
started by thefox
(09.26.2000 2:32:32 PM EST)

(insert vampire joke here)

Oh, it's about blood... (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(09.25.2000 2:30:07 PM EST)

I thought the headline was about excessive teenage masterbation.

I should get an award... (2 replies)
started by rook30505
(09.24.2000 7:11:56 PM EST)

the 60 gallons of beer award.yes,it's true,I've drank 60 gallons of beer in my 21 years of life.no applause please.no really,no applause,you're all so kind

Drive fast,take chances,and remember,unprotected sex is better than no sex

Bloody good show.... (0 replies)
started by burlingtony
(09.24.2000 11:27:35 AM EST)

ol chap.

Avoid socialism at all costs. The government which rules least---rules best. Keep the Pros out of the Olympics. Real men don't wear earrings. Times are good--be thankful !!!

Impressive... (0 replies)
started by oliverclozoff
(09.24.2000 0:36:35 AM EST)


He's almost as prolific as Pete North!



Take time to stop and smell the panties.

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started by donut38
(09.24.2000 0:11:14 AM EST)

man that guy must be dizzy 90% of the time

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