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Nude Hitchhiker Pinched By Cops

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 09/29/2000
 
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GASTONIA, N.C. - A 43-year-old female hitchhiker got a free ride to jail when she stripped to attract a ride. Hamza Sch-wenking-Ben, of Nuremberg, Germany, said she left Georgia about a week ago and was hitchhiking and walking her way along Interstate 85, hoping to meet a friend who lives in Virginia. Schwenking-Ben was picked up by a state trooper and charged with indecent exposure while she was standing at an exit ramp carrying her coat, a change of clothes and a passport. Officials said at least eight motorists called 911 on their cell phones instead of stopping.

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somewhere in b.c (0 replies)
started by juggernautt61
(06.03.2001 3:22:58 PM EST)

any ladies out there looking for a discreet encounter leave me message

id screw it up! (0 replies)
started by HORACIOMORENO
(02.09.2001 7:24:10 PM EST)

if she looked halfway decent with a knockout ass and some tits i'd difinately fuck her

that was fucken funny!

id screw it up! (0 replies)
started by HORACIOMORENO
(02.09.2001 7:24:07 PM EST)

if she looked halfway decent with a knockout ass and some tits i'd difinately fuck her

that was fucken funny!

id screw it up! (0 replies)
started by HORACIOMORENO
(02.09.2001 7:23:26 PM EST)

if she looked halfway decent with a knockout ass and some tits i'd difinately fuck her

that was fucken funny!

id screw it up! (0 replies)
started by HORACIOMORENO
(02.09.2001 7:21:56 PM EST)

if she looked halfway decent with a knockout ass and some tits i'd difinately fuck her

that was fucken funny!

dumb bitch (0 replies)
started by lynott
(01.22.2001 2:57:03 PM EST)

too old to fuck

Let me fuck her man (0 replies)
started by inderpauls
(12.22.2000 8:51:16 PM EST)

oh man if i get such an oppurtunity,i would fuck her till kingdom come.

I hook u up (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(11.17.2000 11:16:11 PM EST)

shit let me get a situation like that, if she is prety i will help, and look if ugly i will, advice of hurting other drivers vision

hitch hiker (0 replies)
started by littledipper48
(11.04.2000 9:17:58 AM EST)

she had the right idea gas or ass nobody rides for free

s.o.s (0 replies)
started by Azly
(11.01.2000 2:09:59 AM EST)

we're only human...will stop n fetch her up

keep up the good work

What the f*** (0 replies)
started by cathyskinner
(10.23.2000 10:55:36 PM EST)

How discusting. A 43-year old "lady"
behaving in such a way. Good on you to the moterists that called 911 instead of stopping. Congrats to the police that handeled an awkward situtation in such a good manner

##__

That happened along time ago. (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(10.12.2000 6:59:06 AM EST)

Dude that happened like afew months ago in Gastonia

How about that. (0 replies)
started by Nevyrmor
(10.04.2000 10:57:34 PM EST)

Well, it worked. She got a ride. I think public nudity is too harshly punished in this country.

I swear, I'm not Satan.

fucking disgusting (0 replies)
started by manosteel
(10.02.2000 2:46:59 PM EST)

i understand needing a ride and all but you gotta be one ugly bitch to have to take your clothes off to get is.

gimmie some head!

I wouldn't stop... (1 reply)
started by oxbrain
(09.30.2000 4:46:43 AM EST)

for a 43 yr old...

she's too saggy for my tastes.

"They just fuck you and they fuck you and they fuck you some more. And just when you think they're done fucking you, that's when the real fucking starts"

Bad Taste (0 replies)
started by Lickable
(09.29.2000 6:43:05 PM EST)

This shit left a bad taste in my mouth. Lickable says YUCK!!!!!

No shit (0 replies)
started by AJF9
(09.29.2000 3:44:09 PM EST)

A guy I work with in Charlotte said this chick was decent looking for being 43. Wonder if the cop got a quicky, we will never know. This site is great..

No shit (1 reply)
started by AJF9
(09.29.2000 3:39:41 PM EST)

A guy I work with in Charlotte said this chick was decent looking for being 43. Wonder if the cop got a quicky, we will never know. ZThis site is great..

Normally the cops... (0 replies)
started by burlingtony
(09.29.2000 3:17:11 PM EST)

would give her a ride in the back seat.

Avoid socialism at all costs. The government which rules least---rules best. Keep the Pros out of the Olympics. Real men don't wear earrings. Times are good--be thankful !!!

Uhhhhhhh (0 replies)
started by alphagore
(09.29.2000 1:51:49 PM EST)

This never happened when Bill and I carpooled in my electric car. It didn't matter how big the naked hitchhiker was Bill made me pull over. One time we didn't even have room in my Yugo to fit one of them in. That was the hardest work I ever saw Bill tryin to squeeze her in.

que pedo (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(09.29.2000 4:53:20 AM EST)



ora puto

North Carolina, huh? (4 replies)
started by oliverclozoff
(09.29.2000 1:19:59 AM EST)


I reckon any nekkid girl that ain't yer cousin or yer sister is plumb SKEERY! Call 911, Cletus!



Take time to stop and smell the panties.

grass? (0 replies)
started by SuicideKing
(09.29.2000 1:12:36 AM EST)

was that it? lol...I wishhhh

"How would life be if the world smoked weed, guaranteed there'd be peace not greed, we're safe as hell, livin' in a cell, legalize the planet, only time will tell..."

ass gas or grass (0 replies)
started by donut38
(09.29.2000 0:52:47 AM EST)

nobody rides for free man that was a great bumper sticker i guess you all figured out what she was prepared to pay

wait, they didn't stop? (0 replies)
started by SuicideKing
(09.29.2000 0:43:54 AM EST)

whoa whoa whoa, just a second...was she fat? lol

I am Tyler Durden

"How would life be if the world smoked weed, guaranteed there'd be peace not greed, we're safe as hell, livin' in a cell, legalize the planet, only time will tell..."

(0 replies)
started by TRC
(09.29.2000 0:32:58 AM EST)

Was she THAT ugly that they wouldn't stop???

Dickless dude: Cut off!!! (0 replies)  
started by oppyus6969
(09.29.2000 0:11:15 AM EST)

A man by the name of R***rt ***os**ich, got his dick cut off buy a "drive by knifing." I got the chance to interveiw this unfortunate man and he said, "It hurt like hell!!!!"

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