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BRISBANE, Australia - Workers at an Australian fish wholesaler got a heads up when they were preparing a giant cod for sale and found a human head inside. According to police, the 97-pound flowery cod was caught by a fishing trawler off Townsville at the weekend and had been delivered to the seafood wholesaler before sale to the public. Forensic tests were being carried out on the head as police attempted to identify the remains. Local media suggested the head could have belonged to a trawler fisherman missing after falling overboard about 31 miles off Townsville early Sunday.
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Food for thought
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started by
Murney7
(10.06.2000 6:11:59 PM EST)
I guess the fish had taken enough of the guy eating it's family
All for Mrs. Paul's........
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started by
willi
(10.05.2000 8:49:24 PM EST)
Never ever be the most unpopular member of a fishing trawler crew. Remember, a chump is only a "p" away from being chum!
Uuhmmmmmm, good fishstick!
sweet tits
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(10.03.2000 11:30:37 AM EST)
I just love this site I love those wacky videos
Townsville...
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started by
SuicideKing
(10.02.2000 2:38:46 AM EST)
isn't that the city the Powerpuff Girls live in? ;) heh
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staring at the world and wondering why...
hehehe....I'll have the fish
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started by
SuicideKing
(10.02.2000 1:28:21 AM EST)
ooh boy, it's big...wait..wha? oh man holy shit it's a head a fucking decapitated head holy goddamn chunky shit!
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staring at the world and wondering why...
wait a minute!
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started by
XorsistXtreme
(10.02.2000 1:16:29 AM EST)
Screw worms! Next time I'm going fishing, I'm using human flesh. Cheek meat would work best, I think.
first
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started by
rook30505
(10.02.2000 0:10:57 AM EST)
cod-the new man eater
"You da best he-bitch in my man-stable.If I had 2 more manginas like you,I'd be a millionare"
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