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 Drop The Pounds...Add The Inches | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 10/03/2000 | | |  |
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NEW YORK - New proof of the ultimate nightmare. Eating all that fatty food, saturating your blood with cholesterol and hardening your arteries can also shorten your penis. That´s according to Dr. J. Francois Eid, Director of the Male Sexual Function Unit of New York Presbyterian Hospital. Blood supply is reduced when your arteries become lined with cholesterol. And your penis needs fast-moving blood flow to become erect. Says Dr. Eid, [Overweight] men carry their weight at their abdomen, and this shortens the shaft...for every 35 pounds of weight loss, there is an apparent increase in penile length of 1 inch.
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DUMB FUCKS!
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jamis100
(01.27.2001 8:48:50 PM EST)
Losing the weight doesn't make your dick longer then what it is naturally, being fat makes it shorter then what it NATURALLY should be! Tequila! Have you paid homage to the porcelain god lately?
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Doctor Doctor
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randj
(01.27.2001 5:33:02 PM EST)
So I wonder how Dr Eid got his "hands" on this story???????
hhmmmmmWally
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Hmm...
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JoshuaP23
(01.27.2001 3:37:00 PM EST)
so, if this is true, than I think that Jared guy from the subway commercial should be a pornstar, because he must be one wicked weapon after losing 250 pounds!
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searly69
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Anonymous Goofball
(10.06.2000 9:02:52 AM EST)
Because they have been fat arses for soooo long and they lose some weight they get some confidence, then they think anything is possible, even if it is growin one single inch on their dicks which would double the size
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It's true!
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1nonly
(10.06.2000 0:52:55 AM EST)
I knew this guy who had a big stomach and a little weenie, but when he lost weight it got bigger! I know because I had a handle on the situation....
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bullshit!!
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bugdive
(10.05.2000 7:22:07 PM EST)
all that means,is as these fat bastards loose thier gut they can finally see the 1in. dick they had in the first place.bugdiver
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Tit for Tat
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firmassets
(10.03.2000 10:09:17 PM EST)
Nice for the length, except your cock loses 1 inch of girth.
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short
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martysha
(10.03.2000 8:57:37 PM EST)
they never seen me
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Let me get this right,
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willi
(10.03.2000 8:55:29 PM EST)
the less meat I eat, the more meat I beat? The less I eat of bacon, the more for makin' bacon? If I choose to eat a hot dog, I won't have a hot dog at all?
'Tis better to be hung like a herbivore than shrunk like a carnivore.
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sweeeeeet
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Anonymous Goofball
(10.03.2000 6:09:46 PM EST)
hell yeah! There IS hope for me!
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Big Man
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Anonymous Goofball
(10.03.2000 2:49:07 PM EST)
Do I make you horny, baby, yeah!
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hmm...
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Anonymous Goofball
(10.03.2000 1:00:46 PM EST)
dang, I guess I can't lose wieght... poor girl would die if she tried sitting on me...
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Now, somebody....
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started by
NakedCanuck
(10.03.2000 10:37:55 AM EST)
....please explain Ron Jermey to me.The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
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Hey fatass...
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mizike
(10.03.2000 1:11:04 AM EST)
Now all you fat asses have something else going besides that tub of lard on your bones.....a small member!!!I think I'm gonna puke...
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