The Ultimate Booby Prize
By: BizarreNews	Published: 10/05/2000
MAPLE RIDGE, British Columbia - Those crazy Canadians are at it again. Tommy´s Bar and Grill in the town of Maple Ridge, British Columbia, is offering breast implants to the winner of their contest. According to restaurant manager Melina Vince, over three-thousand entries have been made to their Win Boobs contest, where the first prize is three-grand towards plastic surgery. Vince also said that not all the entries have been made by women, but from guys as well. It seems the fine print doesn´t specify the type of plastic surgery the winner will receive. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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And guess what???? (0 replies) started by Embryo (10.16.2000 11:47:50 PM EST) They are going to have a brain implant contest for US citizens only. The only catch is it will take most US contestants about 2 years to find the place since most of them don't know where they are in relation to anything outside their own cities. Most americans don't know if the Atlantic or Pacific ocean is on the east coast and vice versa. Now that's sad. The only other problem is how do you fit a brain into a cavity that is mostly taken up by a rock. Maybe some blasting will help.

ba-duh! (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (10.07.2000 0:24:07 AM EST) this sux! can't you come up with anything better?!

The prize has been won. (1 reply) started by Asp (10.05.2000 11:57:55 PM EST) I live in BC and the prize has been givin to a girl that does not look like she needs them... She is hot as is. There is a down side though... She'll have to buy new bras'.

I know that place (0 replies) started by daveminster (10.05.2000 5:17:22 PM EST) I might just go take a look ... for my girl offcourse

Just doing our part.... (0 replies) started by NakedCanuck (10.05.2000 12:18:59 PM EST) ...to continue to beautify this country. (They're also doing this contest here in Calgary, AB.) The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

STFU (0 replies) started by trevorparsons (10.05.2000 11:54:32 AM EST) you might want breast implants, you goddamn transvestite. Go to bed and play with your breasts.

But wait! (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (10.05.2000 9:19:38 AM EST) Who is to say the guys don't want breast implants? I'm sure any guy would love a pair of his own to play with.

hehe (0 replies) started by SuicideKing (10.05.2000 0:22:10 AM EST) implants for everyone!! yee haww!! breasts for the ladies and penile implants for the guys! hoorah, let's all go eat some ice cream ThË §ûÏçîÐê KïÑG He just keeps going, and going, and going....

i think.. (0 replies) started by bigtomato (10.05.2000 0:05:29 AM EST) i should enter that contest ;) Well, All The Dirty Mexicans That Live In My Neighborhood Follow Me In Their Big Vans Hootin And Hollerin 'Cuz Im So Purdy! I got your 'Big Tomatoes' right here baby!

First! (0 replies)   started by cristina78 (10.05.2000 0:01:43 AM EST) Guys????

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