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Idiot woman...
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o0maxpower0o
(03.12.2001 8:31:27 PM EST)
You think she'd have turned it off before putting it away... how dumb can you get?
N.Y. METS fan's
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Anonymous Goofball
(11.07.2000 6:52:38 PM EST)
Do you know the definition of the word METS? If not here it is.
My Entire Team Sucks. Losers
just as smart
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started by
forsakenchild
(10.14.2000 2:08:45 AM EST)
AlGore makes the woman seem intelligent.
'staring at the clock.... AlGore wondered where the ticking noise was coming from'
hillarious
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started by
rbabajanov
(10.12.2000 7:07:15 PM EST)
the vibrator incident was hillarious
see ya later
It was just lonely....
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started by
SuicideKing
(10.11.2000 1:14:10 PM EST)
trying to get her attention from the drawer...a meek little whisper "Bzzzzzzzzz, play with meeee!! Play with meeeeeee!!!! Bzzzzzzzzzzz"
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He just keeps going, and going, and going....
ALGORE SUCKS
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started by
jamestkirk
(10.10.2000 10:32:52 PM EST)
Someone should tell the moron that puts those Dan Quale quotes up that he is no longer in office and that we have a true idiot as vice president with plenty of stupid quotes. Algore is so stupid he makes Homer Simpson look like a rocket scientist.
GOD HELP US IF HE WINS! BUT HE WON'T
jamesjenson
cool
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(10.10.2000 8:52:13 PM EST)
I'm first
fuck canada
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(10.10.2000 11:55:30 AM EST)
canadians are the stupidest fuckers around
Cool Man
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(10.10.2000 9:27:31 AM EST)
I think it is cool, but a real dick isn't bumbling
FUCK BRITTS
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(10.10.2000 9:10:42 AM EST)
THE BRITISH ARE THE BIGGEST SHOWER OF TOSSERS IN THE WHOLE FUCKIN UNIVERSE. THEY KEEP GOING ON ABOUT WINNING THE 1966 WORLD CUP & I'VE SEEN CHILDREN PLAY BETTER FOOTBALL THAN THE WANKERS! THE QUEEN BLOWS CHIMPS IN HER SPARE TIME. AND NO OTHER COUNTRY IS MORE HATED BY THE WORLD THAN BRITAN AND ITS NATION OF INBRED,FUCK FACED,GOBSHITS!!!!!!!SUCK MY COCK BRITAN!UP THE IRA-FUCK PEASE LETS GET 'EM BOYS!!!
Flight
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Anonymous Goofball
(10.09.2000 10:44:02 AM EST)
The same thing once happen to a flight attendent. While the flight was still on the gate another attendent heard a strange noise coming from the coat room. They called the bomb sqd. The bad was taken off the plane to be check. Inside they found the vibrator. Needless to say she never could live it down.
Sound like...
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started by
MissPK
(10.09.2000 10:03:38 AM EST)
...an excellent reason to call in a whole force of men! :-)
*wink,giggle,blush*
Say what?
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started by
tjshere
(10.09.2000 5:33:28 AM EST)
If she doesn't even know the sound of her own vibrator, my guess is she's been sucking on it too much and her brain is scrambled.
Trust me, I'm old.....but who am I and why am I here?
The...
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started by
mizike
(10.09.2000 0:12:50 AM EST)
British are stupid.
I think I'm gonna puke...
Wow
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  started by
toadwart
(10.09.2000 0:06:36 AM EST)
She must've had something good. It couldn't wait to get back inside her....
I'm working on my $econd million. The fir$t i$ too hard.
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