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Dog Coughs Up a Couple of Karats

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 10/11/2000
 
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PEABODY, Massachusetts - A newlywed couple can now begin to enjoy their

honeymoon in Hawaii, happy in the knowledge that their

yellow Labrador retriever, Liza, had returned their

wedding ring back home. Mark Meltz said he´d left the

ring on a counter so he´d remember to give it to his

brother for Monday´s wedding. When he didn´t see it,

he assumed that his bride-to-be, Hillary, had taken

it. But when the ring was nowhere to be found, Meltz

took the dog to the vet where an X-ray confirmed the

ring was inside Liza. At the afternoon wedding, Meltz

presented Hillary with the X-ray film instead of the

ring where fortunately, she broke into laughter

instead of tears. Meltz´s parents agreed to keep an

eye on Liza, expecting her to give up the ring in

the traditional doggy way. After being fed a heaping

portion of dog treats, Liza tossed her cookies, and

the ring, out onto the Meltzes´ rug.

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the dog swallowed it! (0 replies)
started by princess4you
(02.25.2001 4:14:38 PM EST)

mauijones, the dog swallowed it, so they had to get it to regurgitate the ring.

Everybody needs a princess in their life!

wha?.................... (0 replies)
started by mauijones
(02.04.2001 5:54:53 PM EST)

so the ring was where?
i dont get this, no sense.......

maureennjones

False Information (0 replies)
started by Audibounds
(10.12.2000 4:33:07 PM EST)

I saw this story on the news the other day, The Dog did not throw up on the Rug, it threw up in the parents back yard.

this sux (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(10.11.2000 3:52:26 PM EST)

this site sux! it always runs the same stories! watch, this story will be up again in about 2 weeks or so! they need to get off their asses and get some new shit!

Isn't that where all rings come from? (0 replies)
started by SuicideKing
(10.11.2000 1:06:16 PM EST)

Yeah, the dog usually stands near the alter and hacks up the ring


ThË §ûÏçîÐê KïÑG He just keeps going, and going, and going....

yeah thats it trendkill (0 replies)
started by doublej1984
(10.11.2000 12:42:44 PM EST)

are you going to do that for him? Why not just have the dog shit the ring out of his ass. Course then I would DARE her to put the ring back on. You never quite get that smell out.

That's really smart... (0 replies)
started by oliverclozoff
(10.11.2000 1:33:07 AM EST)


If your going to make your dog puke, make sure she does it on the rug.

BTW the word "karat" refers to the purity of gold. 24 karat is 100% pure, 18 karat is 75% pure. The word is NEVER plural.



Take time to stop and smell the panties.

Second (0 replies)
started by daveminster
(10.11.2000 0:40:47 AM EST)

Hey, at least I ain't first

dogs are cool

how intersting.. (0 replies)  
started by bigtomato
(10.11.2000 0:11:00 AM EST)

i hope they washed it before they put it back on

Well, All The Dirty Mexicans That Live In My Neighborhood Follow Me In Their Big Vans Hootin And Hollerin 'Cuz Im So Purdy! I got your 'Big Tomatoes' right here baby!

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