Prisoner in Agony Over Jelly Filling Overdose
By: BizarreNews	Published: 10/15/2000
ROMANIA - A 25-year-old Romanian prisoner was rushed to the hospital for an overdose of jelly filling. It was reported that Cosmil Deliu wanted to celebrate getting out of jail with a marathon sex session and injected himself with petroleum jelly to enlarge his genitals. Deliu was serving a four-year sentence for theft in the prison in Craiova said he had heard the jelly was good for sex, but he obviously misunderstood how to use it. He injected himself six times causing his penis to grow to a length of 20 centimeters and a width of 9 centimeters. Deliu collapsed in pain and was rushed to a hospital in Tirgu Jiu. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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doctor, doctor!! (0 replies) started by rpatte8928 (10.15.2000 11:42:50 PM EST) please, doctor! can you relieve the pain, but leave the swelling??!!! yeah

actually.. (0 replies) started by PetShopBoy (10.15.2000 4:33:56 PM EST) I'm pretty sure the label does have "for external use only" somewhere on it. Why wouldn't it? There's a label on blow dryers that tell you not to use it while in water, so why wouldn't there be a label on petroleum jelly? I thank god I'm already well off, I might stoop to stupid shit like this if I weren't, too.

The label should have read (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (10.15.2000 3:22:35 PM EST) ...for EXTERNAL use only! Dipshit.

information on jokes. (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (10.15.2000 10:33:12 AM EST) y am looking for jokes and y c'ant seemed to of founde them .theres a joke that a Mr. hit his computer wiht his tipe -riter my teacher chode that to somme students and it was very funny ,and theres other stuff that is grosse like wen this Mr. was briging a pizza and he got ran down by a car and the funny parte was wen the pizza went up in the sky . aand the olimpiques guy fell an the ground hie fell like bounsing on a trapoline boounsing twoise on the ground. the end

What a dip (0 replies) started by jsmith9542 (10.15.2000 10:09:01 AM EST) Isn't everyone built like that? Why would anyone want to stick a needle in their Dick?

it's amazing... (0 replies) started by oxbrain (10.15.2000 2:17:16 AM EST) the things people do to be like me... :) "They just fuck you and they fuck you and they fuck you some more. And just when you think they're done fucking you, that's when the real fucking starts"

hmm... (0 replies) started by rook30505 (10.15.2000 1:34:48 AM EST) so if you inject it 3 times you'll be 10 centimeters long and 4.5 centimeters wide.If you don't get sick,your in business! "You da best he-bitch in my man-stable.If I had 2 more manginas like you,I'd be a millionare"

I BET (0 replies) started by donut38 (10.15.2000 0:08:05 AM EST) THAT RUINED HIS WHOLE DAY AND THE PARTY

HAHAHAHA (0 replies)   started by mizike (10.15.2000 0:05:54 AM EST) What a fucking moron!!!!!!!!! I think I'm gonna puke...

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