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ENFIELD, London - Paul Hunn was sure to have made his mum proud recently when he set a record for the world´s loudest burp, which will be entered into the Guinness Book in October. The burp was measured at 118.1 decibels, which is reported to be a similar volume to a pneumatic drill or a jet engine at take-off. According to Hunn, It´s a winner down at the pub but it´s not such a hit with women. My girlfriend´s only just getting used to it. Hunn concluded by saying that nobody in the world to touch me at burping, I´ve just got a natural talent for it.
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Size does not matter
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started by
tamer
(10.14.2000 2:42:40 AM EST)
It doesn't matter the size of the burp. It is how you use it!
life is short
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started by
forsakenchild
(10.14.2000 2:00:02 AM EST)
Indulging yourself in utter stupidity.... a waste of time.... perhaps next will be the loudest fart..... and the joy will come and go... just like our lives...
oooops
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bertram
(10.13.2000 9:05:22 PM EST)
I farted..........
Uhhhhh....
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started by
mizike
(10.13.2000 5:17:11 PM EST)
English people are stupid. In America we fart for fun, get a life.
I think I'm gonna puke...
Proof
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started by
hardball
(10.13.2000 4:02:17 PM EST)
that they are all inbreeders.You'd think with his girl friend being his sister she would be use to it by now.
Gun's Gun's we need more Gun's, what for, to preserve freedom.Don't ask what you country can do for you. Get off your lazy fat ass and get a fucking job.
The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
well
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started by
prettyfly
(10.13.2000 10:27:10 AM EST)
dumb fuck. get a real hobby like masturbating. fucking twit
w0000
everybody
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started by
sbaillie
(10.13.2000 9:11:46 AM EST)
has to be good at something
hmm
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started by
daveminster
(10.13.2000 0:08:34 AM EST)
reminds me of my brother ...
HE COULD
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started by
donut38
(10.13.2000 0:06:03 AM EST)
GET A JOB AS A FOG HORN
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