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Man Blown Away by Love Affair

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 10/14/2000
 
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MOSCOW - As if the painful realization that his wife was cheating on him wasn´t bad enough, a Russian man was

literally blown away in his attempt to deal with the situation. According to police officials, the man was trying to attach a bomb to the door of the apartment

where he believed his wife and her lover were staying when the bomb exploded. The man visited the apartment´s owner the previous day, looking for his wife. He left with a threat that he would deal with his wife and her friend.

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holy shit (0 replies)
started by therealbigdog
(10.15.2000 8:57:52 AM EST)

And to think we were actually afraid of the Ruskies at one time.

nasty bitch (0 replies)
started by 2hugs
(10.14.2000 11:06:10 PM EST)

Why in the hell would you let a fucking dog fuck you? Are you that dam ugly that you can't get a man? Sick bitch!!!!!!!!

nasty bitch (0 replies)
started by 2hugs
(10.14.2000 11:05:18 PM EST)

Why in the hell would you let a fucking dog fuck you? Are you that dam ugly that you can't get a man? Sick bitch!!!!!!!!

you suck (1 reply)
started by huscroft
(10.14.2000 1:54:19 AM EST)

who ever sent this see message title

far reaches (0 replies)
started by forsakenchild
(10.14.2000 1:53:51 AM EST)

May his screams trail to angels, but let him burn like the rest of us.

Hey... (0 replies)
started by mizike
(10.14.2000 1:07:13 AM EST)

Hey stupid meet explosives....explosives this is stupid......

I think I'm gonna puke...

Oh well... (0 replies)
started by oliverclozoff
(10.14.2000 0:26:59 AM EST)


...at least he got blown! Or would that be blowed? Blew? Whatever...



Take time to stop and smell the panties.

BETTER TO HAVE (0 replies)  
started by donut38
(10.14.2000 0:04:32 AM EST)

LOVED AND LOST THAN NEVER HAVE LOVED AT ALL BUT BOY THIS GUYS A LOSER

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