A New Form of Gregorian Chant?
By: BizarreNews	Published: 10/15/2000
ITALY - A group of religious worshippers got more than an earful of Gregorian chants and gospel hymns when the satellite signal for a Vatican festival on TV picked up the soundtrack of a porn channel instead. The orgasmic moans were transmitted to millions of Roman Catholic viewers across Italy, Spain and Latin America as they watched 20 cardinals saying mass for two hours. In return, an unsettling mood might have been felt by viewers expecting to hear the passionate moans of porn stars, and instead heard holy incantations from The Feast of the Exaltation of the Holy Cross. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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Glory be! (0 replies) started by luvly1 (10.29.2000 1:08:26 PM EST) Glory be...hallelujah! Can I get a witness? Can you FEEL the Power? Thank ya lord ... thank ya Jesus!

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holy mary mother of god (0 replies) started by PetShopBoy (10.15.2000 4:37:30 PM EST) I'd bet money that the people who were suppose to be watching porn noticed first. I'm sure it too the old dudes giving the sermon awhile to get their hearing aides to pick up the new noises.

I wonder... (0 replies) started by oliverclozoff (10.15.2000 2:33:31 AM EST) ...which group was first to figure out they had the wrong soundtrack? Take time to stop and smell the panties.

WOOHOO (0 replies) started by oxbrain (10.15.2000 2:20:17 AM EST) my cardinal, what a big @#%@ you have.... where I used to live the tapes for the city council meeting got switched with some porn tapes. that was funny "They just fuck you and they fuck you and they fuck you some more. And just when you think they're done fucking you, that's when the real fucking starts"

HOLY SCREW UP (0 replies) started by donut38 (10.15.2000 0:05:58 AM EST) BATMAN WHAT NEXT

FIRST!!! (0 replies)   started by mizike (10.15.2000 0:04:54 AM EST) Yo! I need that in my neighborhood. I think I'm gonna puke...

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