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By: BizarreNewsPublished: 10/16/2000
 
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SHWANEE, Kansas - A Shawnee convenience store clerk will remember to use duct tape next time he decides to rip off his

employers. The 19-year-old clerk at the Texaco

Starmart told police early Thursday that a man had

called the store and ordered him to tape over the

camera lenses. Then the man supposedly walked in,

pointed a pistol at the clerk and demanded money. The

story would have been believable, had the clerk not

used transparent tape to cover the lens of the camera.

According to Shawnee Police Lt. Mitch Brim, It´s one

of those things where (the videotape) looks a little

fuzzy, but I don´t see any robbery in there. Within

hours, police were writing a report describing how the

clerk had staged the crime himself. They released the

clerk and planned to send a report to the district

attorney´s office.

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no shit! (0 replies)
started by barney
(10.17.2000 9:39:42 PM EST)

I do beleive that new test have proved that the average conveneince store worker has an I.Q. that does not exceed their age. Test, just ask them to make change. nuf said.

barney

lol @naked canuck (0 replies)
started by doublej1984
(10.17.2000 4:14:54 PM EST)

that is so funny it hurts.

lol @naked canuck (0 replies)
started by doublej1984
(10.17.2000 4:10:26 PM EST)

that is so funny it hurts.

Another genius (0 replies)
started by Embryo
(10.16.2000 11:40:36 PM EST)

Now this guy is dumb. I mean this guy is rock solid dumb. Just imagine the brain surgeon that hired him. I wonder if either one of them ever passed grade 5? I doubt it.

Why in the hell (0 replies)
started by IamScottsGB
(10.16.2000 8:02:54 PM EST)

would you tape up a camera because someone called you on the phone and told you to do it?

"7-11 how can I help you?"

"Well I was wondering if you could tape up your cameras for me?"

"Tape them up?"

"Yeah just so no one can see whats going on."

"Oh, ok sure."

"Wait, I changed my mind. Could you just take all the money in the register, put it in a bag and put it out by the door? Than I don't even have to go in. It will save you the time of taping up the cameras for me."

"No problem. See ya in 10 minutes?"

"Okay"

I am all hepped up on Goofball

The best part.... (0 replies)
started by NakedCanuck
(10.16.2000 9:27:16 AM EST)


...would have been if he had shot himself as well. Just so it would be even more believeable!

The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

I'll be darned (0 replies)
started by tjshere
(10.16.2000 6:52:56 AM EST)

Usually those 7-11 clerks are right up there with rocket scientists.

Trust me, I'm old.....but who am I and why am I here?

That's funny... (0 replies)
started by SuicideKing
(10.16.2000 2:43:55 AM EST)

good idea possibly for someone who isn't mentally imcompetent, too!


ThË §ûÏçîÐê KïÑG He just keeps going, and going, and going....

First (0 replies)  
started by estoude1
(10.16.2000 0:03:18 AM EST)

Dumb criminals... potential Darwin award winners

.

Meddle not in the affairs of dragons... for you are crunchy, and taste like chicken.

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