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lots of pussy
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started by
josh7979
(12.11.2000 7:02:48 PM EST)
i want to see more pussy
beancrock
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started by
stemu84
(11.04.2000 3:43:14 PM EST)
what happend to the plants??????
when life gets tuff, have a seat and jackoff!!! by the way the don said gofu*kyourself!!!!!
Kick his ass
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started by
heathepw
(10.19.2000 4:19:57 PM EST)
Since the guy was charged with a misdomeanor, he should be available soon to open up a can of Whoop Ass on that prick film developer
Damn gay ass photographer
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started by
wickedcircusfreak
(10.18.2000 10:05:02 PM EST)
that guy must have no life. I mean, what are all those kids who need the marijuana to stay happy gonna do now. They'll have to buy from the Mexicans then, and who knows what you will get when you trade with a wet-back.
cool web site
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Lonelyguy
(10.18.2000 3:57:59 PM EST)
I think your site is the coolest joke siteever i've never thought that there was a web site like this one and it's very fun to read.
oh nay.
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started by
uncleslam
(10.17.2000 7:16:36 PM EST)
I would have drove right back to that little developers shop and give him something to call the cops about. Like drive right through the window or dag him out into the street and kill him. i would severely hurt him to say the least.
hey ma....
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started by
doublej1984
(10.17.2000 4:10:49 PM EST)
take a picture of me with my record stash. Uncle billy bob will be so of us. (reminds me the time I took pictures of my girlfreind giving me a blowjob. Bigest mistake was sending them to get developed.)
hey ma....
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started by
doublej1984
(10.17.2000 4:06:28 PM EST)
take a picture of me with my record stash. Uncle billy bob will be so of us. (reminds me the time I took pictures of my girlfreind giving me a blowjob. Bigest mistake was sending them to get developed.)
what a dick
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started by
buckwild45
(10.17.2000 3:49:10 PM EST)
someone should go smack the shit out of that damn goody-goody clerk
Damn Narc
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(10.17.2000 8:42:15 AM EST)
Don't tell this guy any of your secrets!
If i found......
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started by
moeman
(10.17.2000 7:29:13 AM EST)
That little habib bastard, I'd whoop the living shit out of him. All the man wanted was his pictures developed.
Yawannapeekmypeepee????
dumbass dopehead
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started by
ronniepresley
(10.17.2000 3:36:31 AM EST)
smoke another joint, take some more pictures
Thats just great
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started by
IamScottsGB
(10.17.2000 1:36:10 AM EST)
"Looky here officer right there in the background, its a dead body"
There are just too damned many people in this world who will not be content with running their own miserable lives!
What has....
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started by
mizike
(10.17.2000 0:02:31 AM EST)
happened in America??? Whats wrong with that? Marijuana is our peoples pastime! They can't take that away!!! 4:20 unite!!!! Fuck it....pass the bong....
I think I'm gonna puke...
STUPID PEOPLE
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donut38
(10.16.2000 11:57:42 PM EST)
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