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AMSTERDAM - A Russian fugitive tried to hide in plane sight and was thrown from a height of around 1,950 feet into a water-filled ditch in the Netherlands.
The man, wanted by Russian police on suspicion of rape, stowed away in the landing gear compartment of a KLM Boeing 737 with another fugitive. According to police officials, the man was already dead when his body fell from the plane's landing gear. A few days later a Russian passport was found a few miles away from where the body had landed. The body of the other fugitive, who was also wanted by Russian police on suspicion of rape, was found in the wheel well of the same aircraft.
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haha....let's hide in the landing gear...
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started by
SuicideKing
(10.21.2000 11:56:01 PM EST)
oh..hey....HEY!! what the hell is going on?? the landing gear is closing on us! SHITT!! **SQUISH CRUNCH GRIND CLANG CLANG SQUIRT**
GUILTY
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donut38
(10.20.2000 0:02:17 AM EST)
JUSTICE IN THE REAL WORLD
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